United We Stan! - Bop, Bounce & Boogie as Bosom Buddies Blast Beats & Battle Beasts!

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 "Say It, Say It" - E.G. Daily 

  (May/June 1986, highest chart pos.#1 U.S. Club, 

 #4 U.S. Dance/#70 Hot 100/#71 R&B/#86 Cash Box) 

You just watched a video that was a favorite on MTV and VH1,

a parody of Stanley Kubrick's 1962 psycho-comedy drama

film Lolita starring James Mason and Sue Lyon.

E.G. Daily 

 The song "Say it, Say It" is the debut single by LA-based

pop singer/songwriter Elizabeth Daily, stage name

E.G. Daily. Released in the spring of 1986...

"Say It, Say It" topped the U.S.Club chart. 

E.G. Daily 

E.G. Daily is also a film actress known for her animation voice roles in

Rugrats and Powerpuff Girls. She provided the voice of the title character

in Babe: Pig In The City and was the voice of Bamm-Bamm Rubble in

The Flintstones movie. E.G. also appeared as an actress in Pee-Wee's

Big Adventure, Valley Girl and in Rob Zombie's The Devil's Rejects.

Hi there! We're Mia and Nadine...

leading ladies in the 2009 Canadian-American

horror comedy movie Stan Helsing.

 Released just in time for Halloween that year, the funny fright flick

contains parodies of popular horror films including Van Helsing (2004),

Jaws (1975), A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), The Texas Chain Saw

Massacre (1974), Child's Play (1988), Hellraiser (1987),  Friday the 13th

(1980), Halloween (1978), The Blair Witch Project (1999), Pet Sematary

(1989), The Ring (2002) and Jeepers Creepers (2001).

Freddy Krueger - A Nightmare on Elm Street - spoofed in Stan Helsing

 As we go along, we'll be showing you some of the

horror icons that are spoofed in our movie Stan Helsing. 

I'm Nadine.

In Stan Helsing, I'm brunette but, when I go blonde, people

say I look like Lily in Night of the Demons and Bailey

in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning.

I say that's par for the course.

 

Nadine - Stan Helsing/United We Stan

Welcome to a special sneak preview of our new radio show

 BOSOM BUDDIES 

 BLAST BEATS & 

 BATTLE BEASTS 

...coming soon to S-P-M-M Retrosonic Radio.

Bundled with Evie Barret's show

 Good Verses Evie... 

based on her TV series Stan Against Evil...

 our BBBBBB funfest will be part of

a new Shady's Place series entitled

United We Stan.

leatherface - Texas Chainsaw Massacre - spoofed in Stan Helsing

I'm Mia.

In Stan Helsing, I'm the shy, straight-laced, conservative blonde.

 Yep... open the dictionary to the word "wallflower"

and BOOM!... there's my picture.

Nadine and I are not only mistresses of the night...

we're also masters of multitasking. 

While we're busy trying to survive the night

as murderous creatures attack from all sides...

...we'll be your hostesses with the mostesses, spinning tunes

with a beat to soothe their savage breasts and hopefully

make them think twice before they slice and dice. 

Okay, let's get back to the music. Up next, say hello to another

blonde beauty and another talented singer, songwriter and actress.

It's Debbie Harry, former frontwoman of the band Blondie, out

on her own and scoring hits, including the one I'm about to play,

a song that charted a few months after E.G. Daily's "Say It, Say It."

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From Christmas 1986 and early 1987, a top 10 hit in the UK,

here's Debbie Harry doing some- "French Kissin' In The USA!"

 "French Kissin" aka "French Kissin' In The USA" 

 (Dec. 1986/Jan. 1987, highest chart pos. 

 #8 UK/#51 Cash Box/#57 Hot 100) 

Frankenstein's Monster - spoofed in Stan Helsing

Mia - Stan Helsing/United We Stan

Now meet Tessa Violet, the Chicago-born, Oregon- raised singer, songwriter,

indie popper, actress, video blogger and YouTube sensation who was

at one time a fashion model known as Meekakitty. I'm going to

play a catchy song from Tessa's second studio album

Bad Ideas released at Halloween 2019.

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The video is described as "a dancing homage to Nancy Sinatra's

'These Boots Are Made for Walkin'." Tessa Violet sings--

"I Like (the idea of) You!"

 "I Like (the idea of) You" - Tessa Violet 

 (May 2019) 

Chucky - Child's Play - spoofed in Stan Helsing

Go to your

room, Chucky.

By the way...

my eyes are

up here,

dolly!

If you're just tuning in,

we're Bosom Buddies,

 Nadine (that's me) and

 my gal pal Mia from

the horror comedy film

  Stan Helsing.

The movie is B-grade

and R-rated, and Mia

and I are double

D-lightful.

The flick's a hoot,

and we're throwing

this preview party

to introduce our

new radio show

based on it.

Our show

is called

 BOSOM BUDDIES 

 BLAST BEATS & 

 BATTLE BEASTS 

(Say that five times fast!)

So pour yourself another cuppa and get ready to rock

as we continue to plow through a 7-killer-in-a-row,

don't-stop-till-you-drop power play blowout!

 

All through this hell night, we've been surrounded, threatened

and attacked by the Famous Monsters of Filmland. 

The Wolfman - spoofed in Stan Helsing

Maybe we can fight fire with fire by playing a fierce Beastie Boys

classic.  Let's travel around the world all the way to Indonesia

where a hardcore band is jamming in their garage.

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They're Hold It Down and they kick serious butt on their

killer cover of The Beasties'-- "Fight For Your Right!"

 "Fight For Your Right" -  Beastie Boys 

 cover by Hold It Down (May 2020) 

That was a dope cover of "Fight For Your Right (To Potty)"

by the Indonesian garage band Hold It Down.

Michael Myers - Halloween - spoofed in Stan Helsing

I'm having trouble holding

my lunch down after seeing

my reflection in Michael

Myers' knife blade. 

Hey Mikey... any relation

to the little kid in the Life

cereal commercials?

Any relation to SNL

funnyman Mike Myers?

By the way...

my eyes are

up here,

bozo! 

Hey-hey, we're your best buds, Bosom Buddies - Mia and Nadine,

the Hee Haw Honeys of Horror... the best beast-battling bims

in all of babedom,  creeping  keeping you company here on

S-P-M-M... the station that puts the pedal to the metal.

 We're spinning cool tuneage while at the same time fighting to save our city

(and our butts) from an army of grotesque, bloodthirsty movie monsters.

Okay, those Indonesians primed the pump.

Let's rock some more and roll into the next number.

Nadine - Stan Helsing/United We Stan

You first met Sonia Anubis at Halloween last year as a

member of G.L.O.W. (Gorgeous Ladies of WOW!) 

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Sonia, a guitarist and bass player in The Netherlands, plays

with the metal bands Crypta, Cobra Spell and this wild bunch -

Burning Witches.  Feel the intensity, behold metal greatness

as these banshees perform a-- "Dance With The Devil!"

 "Dance With The Devil" - Burning Witches 

 (Feb. 2020) 

Pinhead - Hellraiser - spoofed in Stan Helsing

Now meet the Swedish glam rock band that call themselves Lipz.

They're about to cover a hit by another Swedish act, the pop duo

Roxette, a single that reached #2 on the U.S. chart in 1989.

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 Fast forward 30 years to Halloween 2019. Experience the splendor, the excesses

and the extravagance of melodic Swedish glam rock as Lipz seal the deal --

performing their updated version of Roxette's international hit "Dangerous!"

 "Dangerous" - Roxette cover by Lipz 

 (Halloween 2019) 

 Darn! Double darn! Triple darn!  This bites!

Bruce the great white shark - Jaws - spoofed in Stan Helsing

 Shady's giving us the sign to wrap things up.



As the Manhattans sang, "Let's just smooch and say goodbye."

Stick around. Coming up next, Gary Owens keeps us abreast of the latest news,

and then, stay tuned for the second edition of Shady Del Knight's epic series

 SAVED BY THE BELL  DELL  

(the one without Screech)... right here on S-P-M-M, the station with personality.  

Jason Voorhees - Friday the 13th - spoofed in Stan Helsing

Nadine - Stan Helsing/United We Stan

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To play us off, English pop superstar Kim Wilde with her Halloween hit

from 1988. Now for my Bosom Buddy Mia from Stan Helsing this is

Nadine saying goodbye and urging you to catch us next year on the

debut of our S-P-M-M show United We Stan.  And remember...

when you're out on the street on fright night, "Never Trust A Stranger!"

    "Never Trust A Stranger" - Kim Wilde 

 (Halloween & Nov. 1988, #3 Netherlands 

 #4 Switzerland #6 Belgium/#7 UK & Austria) 

SCREAM QUEENS: SHADY'S LEADING LADIES! Vol. 1: Guys and Dolls... (and a Cute Little Pup)

I am..... Dracula!

You might remember my band, The Twilights, and our hit record

"Transylvania 6-5000." It was big in our neck of the woods.

Tonight, as the full moon rises, I  command  invite you to

join me as I introduce two charming young ladies.

(Well, one of them is more than 500 years old.)

They hope to win your heart with the songs

they play on S-P-M-M Retrosonic Radio.

I BITE. I SUCK.

THEY DON'T.

Now let us meet and greet these

Shady Bunch deejay apprentices.

Part 1: Wake Up Maggie ...

(Your New Dog's a Killer K-9)

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"Puppy Love" - Barbara Lewis (Feb./Mar. 1964,

highest chart pos. #38 Hot 100 & R&B/#58 Cash Box)

Kicking-off my part of the show,

that was soul singer Barbara Lewis

and "Puppy Love." Released in the

fall of 1963 around the time of the

JFK assassination, Barbara's record

was a crossover hit that made the

top 40 on both the pop and the

R&B chart in late winter, 1964. 

Hello! I'm

Maggie Glenn,

 a single gal, career journalist

and the main character of 

Good Boy...

a 2020 episode of the Hulu

horror anthology TV series

Into The Dark.

 Here's my deal. After effectively placing a glass ceiling directly

over my head and noticing how much it pissed me off, my weasel

boss recommended that I get myself an emotional support dog. 

I found an incredibly cute pup named Reuben...

 a cross-breed between a Dachshund and a Terrier. 

At first, all was well, but ooops! - that doggie in the window...

the one with the waggly tail... turned out to be a killer canine! 

That's right, friends and neighbors. You see, Reuben, or "Reubie," as I call him,

will attack and kill anyone who upsets me, stresses me out or tries to hurt me.

Reuben's got my back... and my misogynist boss's throat in his jowls. 

Now that you've read my

Facebook profile, I want to

welcome you to the new

Shady's Place series

Scream

Queens

and my segment entitled

Wake Up Maggie...
Your New Dog's

a Killer K-9!

The songs I'm playing tell you about my mis-adventures in pet ownership.

Remember what they say: there are no bad dogs... just bad owners. 

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Excuse me a sec. Drop it, Reuben! I said drop it! Oops, too late. He just swallowed

my best friend's nose. Bad dog! Yep, you should see what happens when a date gets

too frisky with me. It's rowdy Reubie to the rescue! Watch out boy, he'll chew you up.

Here he comes. He's a "Maneater." More on the story from Daryl Hall & John Oates! 

"Maneater" - Daryl Hall And John Oates (Dec. 1982/Jan. 1983,

highest chart pos. #1 Hot 100 & Cash Box)

You just saw Daryl Hall and

John Oates doing "Maneater,"

their early 80s chart-topping

hit, and my rowdy rover

Reubie's favorite song.

Well I'll be doggone, my part

of the show is over before I got

a chance to tell you how Reubie

dealt with my money-grubbing

landlord. Maybe next time

when I return to sing the

bow-wow blues on

 

Wake Up Maggie...

Your New Dog's

a Killer K-9!

exclusively here at Shady's Place. 

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To play me off, here's Rod Stewart to sing my theme song, "Maggie May,"

voted one of Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Songs of All Time. For now, this is

Maggie Glenn along with my killer K-9 Reuben, saying goodbye and take care! 

"Maggie May" - Rod Stewart

(Sept./Oct. 1971, highest chart pos. #1 Hot 100 & Cash Box) 

 

Fangtastic job, Maggie.

I'd like to have you for

dinner sometime soon.

Until then, I'll try to

satisfy my craving

with Adam's apple...

but I'm afraid

your little

hellhound

might beat

me to it.

Hey, Drac --- BITE ME! On second thought... don't. 

Count Dracula, you are so lame. You are nothing but a buzz kill,

a washed up has-been. I dated you in the 18th century. Even then,

you were nothing to write home about, and look at you now -

over the hill. You frighten no one... not even a child. Reuben

the dog is scarier than you. Casper the Friendly Ghost is scarier.

Macaulay Culkin is scarier. The Pillsbury Doughboy is scarier.

The Geico Gecko is scarier, you old puff of smoke...

you shriveled up caped cretin!

Part 2: Hello Dolly...

(Goodbye Blood)

Hello to one and all. I am Ghost Doll Nadja.

... the cute, cuddly, potty-mouth ghost/doppelganger mini-me doll

that belongs to the Romani vampire Nadja of Antipaxos on

What We Do In The Shadows, the FX mockumentary

 comedy horror TV series set on Staten Island.

I will now turn this drab affair into an

out-and-out Balkan blowout as I

bring you my segment called

Party Doll Nadja.

As the Ghost of Nadja, I am more than 500 years old, but I don't look a day over 18.

That is because I have inhabited this cute little doll.

 

 Yes, it is true. I have the ability to inhabit people, animals

and even inanimate objects like Shady Del Knight.

 Inhabiting is what I do. Inhabiting is a hard habit to break. 

I am already getting hundreds of song requests, but only have time

to play three. I am well versed in popular music. Since I have been

around for centuries, I was there at the very start of rock & roll

...the big bang we now refer to as "Milli Vanilli." 

Back by popular demand,

here are the LA-based

Cristea siblings, the

rocking metal band

that adopted the

stage name Liliac,

the Romanian word

for "bat." You see...

their mother and

father come from

Nadja's neck of the

woods - Transylvania.

They "lived" within

spitting distance of

Castle Dracula. 

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Experience the excitement as Liliac covers a song made popular in 1988

by Joan Jett And The Blackhearts-- "I Hate Myself For Loving You!" 

"I Hate Myself For Loving You" - Joan Jett

And The Blackhearts cover by Liliac (Feb. 2021)

As I told you, I once dated count Dracula. I also dated

this handsome devil... and he was a lot more fun.

In fact, he sang me a song in one of his movies!

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Here's Elvis the Pelvis in a scene from King Creole crooning- "Lover Doll!"

"Lover Doll" - Elvis Presley (scene from July, 1958, film King Creole)

Times have changed in

the old country. Romania

today has thriving dance-

pop, hip hop, rock and

metal scenes. Romanian

guitar wizard and music

producer Andrei Cerbu

has several YouTube

channels devoted to

those and other genres

featuring electrifying

performances by

young artists like

the one I picked

to conclude

my segment.

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Behold Rockmina, the banshee frontwoman of Andrei Cerbu's band

The Voodoo Child, performing live at a blues festival in north-eastern

Romania at the crossroads of Central and Eastern Europe, doing

a killer cover of Led Zep's "Rock And Roll." Now this is your

Ghostess With the Mostest, your Romanian Raggedy Ann

Ghost Nadja. See you next time on

Party Doll Nadja!

"Rock And Roll - Led Zeppelin cover by

The Voodoo Child feat. Rockmina (Aug. 2021 perf.

at the Suceava Blues Festival in Bukovina, Romania) 

Dawn is breaking and

our show draws to a close.

Fangs for being here tonight.

 I hope you enjoyed the post.

For me, it was much more

pleasant than a stake.

I'll be lurking for you,

blud, so watch your

back and your neck.

Fare thee well!

 SCREAM QUEENS 

 Howl of Fame: 

 LEADING LADY 

 JUNE KENNEY IN 

 EARTH VS. THE SPIDER (1958)