INSPIRED BY THE SHADY DELL, YORK, PA, AND DEDICATED TO ITS OWNERS JOHN & HELEN ETTLINE
AND TO MARGARET ELIZABETH BROWN SCHNEIDER, NICKNAMED "THE OLDEST LIVING DELL RAT"


Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Breaking Bald: Homeboy Jesse Pinkman Returns to Shady's Place to Play Six Degrees of Jimmy Durante!


IT'S TIME TO PLAY

SIX DEGREES OF


JIMMY DURANTE


YO - BITE ME, BITCH!


I'm Jesse Pinkman. That's just my way of saying hello
and welcoming you to a friendly game of Six Degrees.


In only six steps I can link Krysten Ritter (above), one of the hottest
and hippest young actresses in the business today, to Jimmy Durante,
the comedic actor of the early and mid 20th century. Don't think
I can do it? I got 50 large that says I can. Wanna bet, yo?


STEP 1

On my series Breaking Bad, Krysten Ritter plays my girlfriend Jane Margolis.


Krysten also stars in her own series Marvel's Jessica Jones (below).


STEP 2


Mike Colter stars as superhero Luke Cage on
Krysten Ritter's series Jessica Jones.


Colter also had the recurring role of wealthy drug dealer
Lemond Bishop on The Good Wife.

STEP 3


Christine Baranski had a main role on The Good Wife
playing law firm senior partner Diane Lockhart.


Christine played Cybill Shepherd's best friend
Maryanne Thorpe on the television sitcom Cybill.

STEP 4


Cybill Shepherd had the prominent role of
Jacy Farrow in the film The Last Picture Show.


Ben Johnson played Sam the Lion in the
Cybill Shepherd movie The Last Picture Show.

STEP 5


Ben Johnson co-starred as Gregg opposite
Terry Moore in Mighty Joe Young.


In that 1949 film Terry Moore played Jill Young,
a sweet country girl with a giant ape as a pet.

STEP 6


Terry Moore co-starred as Rosalinda Amendola
in The Great Rupert starring Jimmy Durante.


In that 1950 comedy film the animal hero,
Rupert, was an animated squirrel.


IN YOUR FACE, YO!


I DID IT - PAY UP!

Before I go, Shady Del Knight says he wants
to play a song for me. Okay, do it, Mr. Knight.

"Jessie's Girl" - Rick Springfield
cover by John S. Kihm




HEY, DON'T EVEN GO THERE, BRO!


ARE YA FEELIN' ME?



 HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' DAY!