INSPIRED BY THE SHADY DELL, YORK, PA, AND DEDICATED TO ITS OWNERS JOHN & HELEN ETTLINE
AND TO MARGARET ELIZABETH BROWN SCHNEIDER, NICKNAMED "THE OLDEST LIVING DELL RAT"


Friday, October 29, 2021

When Terrible Songs Attack! Vol. 1: Boom Boom Baby!


FIRST CAME THE TERROR OF


THE DEADLY MANTIS!


THE GRUESOME, GRABBY GILL MAN


CREATURE FROM
THE BLACK LAGOON!


AND THE GROTESQUE REPTILIANS


THE ALLIGATOR PEOPLE!


NOW HERE COMES AN EVEN
GREATER MENACE TO SOCIETY...

FRANK JUNIOR SERENADING
BIKINI CLAD GIRLS WITH

LOVE FOR SALE!!!

"Love For Sale" - Frank Sinatra Jr.
(Scopitone jukebox film)




YOU WERE REVOLTED BY
THE TERRORIFIC TUTORIAL


HOW TO MAKE A MONSTER!


YOU WERE APPALLED
BY TWISTED THRILL SEEKERS
JAMES SPADER & HOLLY HUNTER


in CRASH!


NOW A FRESH NEW TERROR
HITS THE SCREEN HEAD-ON...

CRASH CRADDOCK!!!

"Boom Boom Baby" - Crash Craddock
(Sept. 1959, B side of "Don't Destroy Me")




FIRST CAME THE MORBID MADNESS


TASTE THE BLOOD
OF DRACULA!


YOU THREW UP IN YOUR MOUTH
A LITTLE WHEN YOU SAW THE
JUICIEST HORROR FLICK OF ALL...


ATTACK OF THE
KILLER TOMATOES!


NOW HERE COMES A
SALTY SAGA GUARANTEED
TO TURN YOUR STOMACH...

POTATO CHIPS!!!

"Potato Chips" - Arlene Joy
(circa March 1962)




FIRST...
FRIDAY THE 13TH 
ROLLED AROUND...
 (AND SO DID THE HEADS
OF TEENAGERS AT
CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE)
GAME ON, JASON!


NEXT CAME THE
TERROR TALE OF
TEENS TRAPPED BY
A BEASTIE BULLY ON



THE 13TH FRIDAY!

NOW HERE COMES 
THE VIRAL VID THAT'S
MAKING EVERYBODY SICK...

F R I D A Y ! ! !

 "Friday" - Rebecca Black
(Mar./Apr. 2011, highest chart pos.
#1 U.S. Heatseekers/#58 Hot 100



More deplorable ditties are lurking
in the shadows and waiting to pounce
in the next nauseating edition of
When
Terrible
Songs
 Attack!

HAVE a SHADY DAY and a
HOOT of a HALLOWEEN!


"The Beach" (short mix) - New Order
 {Apr/May 1983, B side inst. remix "Blue Monday"
scenes from The Beach Girls And The Monster (1965),
Horror At The Beach Party (1964) and
Exploding Whale broadcast (1970)}

Sunday, October 24, 2021

Hey, Wolfman... Howl Are Fangs With You?



AHHHOOOOO!!!

Mercy mercy me! I'm so excited I can
hardly stand it, baby. This here's your
old pal Wolfman Jack sittin' in for my
good friend Shady Del Knight right
here at the greatest little station in
the nation, S-P-M-M... Shady's Place
Music & Memories. I'm your doctor
of love, baby, and I got the cure
you're looking for... the best
oldies you ever heard plus
the best oldies you
never heard!



Darkness falls across the land.


The midnight hour is close at hand.


Cuddle your cutie while I strike up the band.
You're tuned to S-P-M-M and the Wolfman!




Now, you pay close
attention to these songs,
baby, or the Wolfman's
gonna GETCHA!





Oh my my - I've got a trick or treat that's
hard to beat. Every other song on today's show
is a cherry by the merry Mr. Chuck Berry! 


We gonna rock & roll ourselves to death,
baby - hee-hee-heee!!!

COLD OPEN:
CLICK TO START THE VIDEO NOW!


"Johnny B. Goode" - Chuck Berry
(May 1958, highest chart pos. #2 R&B/#8 Hot 100,
#11 Cash Boxscenes from Aug. 1973 film American Graffiti


Yessiree, you listen to me, there's nothing like cruisin' the strip
with my friend Curt and the gang on American Graffiti. 


And the super 
sound coming thru their car radios was Chuck Berry's 
1958 crossover hit "Johnny B. Goode," named one of the most
recognizable songs in pop music history and the first
rock & roll hit about rock & roll stardom.   



Awwwww land sakes, the Wolfman's takin' you back to old school
and teachin' you a lesson. In late 50s Nashville, Connie Sue Landers
and two of her high school classmates formed a trio calling them-
selves The Teen-Notes. The girls landed a recording contract
and became Connie & The Cones. In 1960 they waxed their
best side, the pretty teen pop ballad-- "Lonely Girl's Prayer!"

"Lonely Girl's Prayer" - Connie And The Cones
(Jan. 1960, uncharted)



AHHHOOOOO!!! Good golly, miss Molly,
that songbird sure has a sweet tweet!


That was Connie Sue Landers, lead voice of Connie And The Cones,
singing "Lonely Girl's Prayer." Using the stage names Connie Dee
and Connie Landers, Connie released solo records. She signed
with the Nashville label Hit Records and became known as
 "The 39 cent singer" releasing cover versions of hits by
other artists. "Hit Records" were sold in five & dimes
 and supermarkets for 39 cents, less than half
the price of the originals. 





The merry mister Berry is back in the spot-
light and on my turntable. Released in
the summer of 1955, this was Chuck's
first big hit and one of his greatest.
Inducted into the Grammy Hall of
Fame as one of the pioneering songs
that shaped rock & roll, Chuck's
record is ranked in the top 20 on
Rolling Stone's list of The 500
Greatest Songs of All Time.
Adapted in part from the
Western swing fiddle tune
"Ida Red," the song tells the
tale of a high speed hot rod
race and a busted romance
with a girl named--
"Maybellene." 

"Maybellene" - Chuck Berry
(Aug./Sept./Oct. 1955, highest chart pos.
#1 R&B/#5 Hot 100 & Cash Box



Oh "Maybellene," baby... why can't you be true?
That was Chuck Berry's pioneering rock & roll single,
a major crossover hit in the summer and fall of 1955. 


You've got The Wolfman your radio, and this is S-P-M-M...
the #1 station for a rock & roll nation! Earlier in the show,
you heard from Conne Landers who found success
waxing soundalike cover versions of major hits.
Speaking of covers and sound-alikes, here is
a Los Angeles based girl group quartet best
remembered for their answer song to the
Gene Chandler smash "Duke Of Earl."
Here they are, The Pearlettes, with--
"Duchess Of Earl!"

"Duchess Of Earl" - The Pearlettes
(Mar. 1962, highest chart pos. #96 Hot 100)



Yes, gracious, those were The Pearlettes with their only charting record,
"Duchess Of Earl," an answer to Gene Chandler's #1 hit "Duke Of Earl"
released in March 1962 while Gene's record was red hot on the radio.


Now you listen here to the Wolfman, because I'm gonna tell you
about another Chuck Berry biggie. It's "Little Queenie," the song
released in the spring of 1959 as a double-A side along with the
top 3 charting R&B hit "Almost Grown." "Little Queenie" has
the same melody as "Run Rudolph Run," a song Chuck
released on the B side of "Merry Christmas Baby"
during the holidays in 1958.  Here's Chuck in
the 1959 rock & roll movie Go, Johnny, Go!
performing a song that went on to become
a fan favorite recorded by many other
artists -- "Little Queenie!" 

"Little Queenie" - Chuck Berry
(Apr./May 1959, highest chart pos. #80 Hot 100/double-A side
of "Almost Grown," scene from June 1959 film Go, Johnny, Go!)



From the summer of '59, that was Chuck Berry doing
"Little Queenie" in the Alan Freed - Jimmy Clanton
 rock & roll feature Go, Johnny, Go!

Now, baby, I want you to get
real close to the radio and touch
the whiskers on the old Wolfman's
chin while I introduce the next
record. Everybody talkin' 'bout
the Wolfman's pompatus of love,
and this Carolina gospel singer-
turned secular soul siren likes
to sing about that subject. It's
the fabulous Maxine Brown
with one of her biggest hits--
"Oh No, Not My Baby!"

"Oh No, Not My Baby" - Maxine Brown
(Dec. 1964, Jan. 1965, highest chart pos.
#22 Cash Box/#24 Hot 100 & R&B)



From Christmas 1964 and the early weeks of '65, that was
Miss Maxine Brown making a determined run at the top 20
on the soul and the pop chart with "Oh, No, Not My Baby."


 
You're tuned to Wolfman Jack on S-P-M-M Retro Radio.
I'm your cool canine with fangs for the memories


Let's wrap up today's show with one more rock McNugget by
the one and only Chuck Berry. Seems like Chuck's had his
share of girl problems over the years and here's another
example. In this 1964 ditty, Chuck chases his future
bride all over town shouting "Nadine (Is It You?)." 

"Nadine (Is It You?)" - Chuck Berry
(Mar./Apr. 1964, highest chart pos.
#23 Hot 100 & R&B/#32 Cash Box)



Goodness gracious... sakes alive...
...we done rocked around the clock,
baby, and now it's time for the old
Wolfman to say goodbye.


Before I go I wanna give a special shout out
to all you rat packers up there on the hill
at the Shady Dell!


Now you listen to the Wolfman. Be kind
to your fine feathered friends. Obey
your ma and pa, love thy neighbor
and find out how good it feels
to help a stranger in need.

This is your good buddy Wolfman Jack
signing off and wishing you health, but
much more than wealth, I wish you love!

AHHHOOOOO!!!


"If Only The Whole World Could Hear Wolfman Jack" 


Tuesday, October 19, 2021

Symphony of Destruction! Halloween Rocktoberfest Pt. 2
Featuring G.L.O.W. - the (Gorgeous Ladies of WOW!)


FIRST TO ELEVEN 
KISS 


"I Was Made For Loving You"
Kiss cover by First To Eleven (Oct. 2020) 

Kiss and makeup - that was Audra Miller and her Erie, Pennsylvania,
band First to Eleven with a Halloween hoot, a cool and capable cover
of "I Was Made For Loving You," a discofied hit for Kiss in 1979. 


Hi, I'm Kelly "That's a hard pass" Maxwell... a young woman dragged
into the fight against evil on the comedy horror television series
Ash vs Evil Dead... (not to be confused with Romper Room). 
You've heard of tough love. With Ash, it's chainsaw love.
I've learned that when dealing with the undead it's
best to follow Ash's golden rule - shoot first
 and ask questions never





Welcome to Pt. 2 of Shady Del Knight's 
Halloween Rocktoberfest featuring the
gorgeous ladies of rock and metal with
introductions by the gorgeous ladies of
TV and movies that will soon be joining
The Shady Bunch DJ team on S-P-M-M.
If you liked Pt. 1 of this series, you're
 gonna love Pt. 2. You axed for it -
you got it! (See what I did there?)  

I think it's high time to bury
the hatchet... (in some scary
evil dead dude's back), so I
need  to get outta here. 




Join me for my brand new S-P-M-M radio show
Grace Kelly Rear Window,
coming soon to Shady's Place!


I'm Ainsley Whitly from the TV crime drama Prodigal Son


I'm the ambitious younger sister of Malcolm Bright, a brilliant police profiler
with the ability to view crimes from the killer's P.O.V. I work as a TV news
reporter and have deep, dark secrets of my own. Come over to my crib
sometime and meet the skeletons in my closet. In the meantime,
join me and other fictional news women on our S-P-M-M
radio show The I-Team, coming soon to this station.

DARYA TYUSHEVA 
KISS





You just heard First To Eleven cover
a monster hit by Kiss. Now, here to
do another Kiss killer is a Gorgeous
Lady of Wow that you met in part 1.
Watch and listen as Russian rocker
Darya Tyusheva performs a guitar
cover of the seductive Kiss klassic
"Let's Put The X In Sex!"   


"Let's Put The X In Sex"
Kiss guitar cover
by Darya Tyusheva
(June 2020) 




Good day (or maybe not), my name is Sarah and my last name is a mystery.
I'm the star of the 2019 horror movie 1BR, the story of an aspiring costume
designer who moves into a one-bedroom apartment in LA, unaware that the
complex is owned by a cult that uses torture to force new residents to join
their community. Hey, as long as the manager cuts me a deal on the rent,
I'm there, dude! I hope you'll join me on the new Shady's Place radio
series Thru the Spooking Glass, coming your way soon!

SONIA ANUBIS &
ESMEE VAN SINDEREN 
POISON 

I have two Gorgeous Ladies
of WOW for you - two more
hot rock guitarists. You met
Dutch guitar siren Sonia
Anubis in part one. Today,
Sonia is joined by Esmée
van Sinderen, also based
in The Netherlands. The
WOW women perform a
guitar cover of a hit by
those rowdy boys from
up Shady's way in PA--
Mechanicsburg to be
exact. They're the glam
metal band Poison, and
Sonia & Esmée do justice
to their nasty nugget--
"Talk Dirty To Me!" 

"Talk Dirty To Me"
Poison guitar cover by
Sonia Anubis & Esmée van Sinderen
(Apr. 2021) 




Hi there, I'm Alice! That's me, bound and  gagged above, in a scene from
the 2019 horror movie The Cleaning Lady. I'm a young woman who made
two big mistakes. One was having a fling with a married man. The other
was hiring a creepy cleaning lady whose face is scarred from severe burns.
Seems the cleaning lady has taken a shine to me. (See what I did there?)
She's become obsessed with me - a new best friend from hell. She wears
my clothes and makeup, and basically wants to trade lives with me. 

BLOOD BATH & BEYOND
All hell breaks loose. Blood is spilled. Yep, it's hard to find good help these days.
Let's put it this way - Norman Bates was safer to be around than this psycho!
Before I get chloroformed in my sleep again and forget, be sure to tune in
for the debut of my S-P-M-M radio show Thru the Spooking Glass...
starting soon exclusively here at Shady's Place Music & Memories!

LILIAC 
MEGADETH 



Alice here, in case you didn't recognize
me without the gag. It's time for me to
introduce the next two Gorgeous Ladies
of WOW! You met these Transylvanian
transplants in part one.  Today they're
back in black and ready to, in their
own words, "rock on and rock hard."
 They're the LA-based family band
Liliac featuring not one but two
G.L.O.W. nominees - lead zinger
Melody Cristea, and sister Abigail
who plays and slays on the drum kit.
The band performs their version of
a song covered in part one by UK
guitarist Sophie Burrell. Here are
the rockin' Liliac siblings doing
Megadeth's "Symphony
of Destruction!"
 

"Symphony Of Destruction"
Megadeth ciover by Liliac
(May 2021) 



ANNA ELISE 
MOTIONLESS IN WHITE 

Ello, hey up and all that rot.
I'm D.I. Kate Bishop from
the BBC comedy-drama
police procedural Vexed,
a TV series set in present
day London. Join me and
my English sisters from
other misters on our new
S-P-M-M radio show
British British Swag...
Our next Gorgeous Lady
of WOW is YouTube drum
sensation Anna Elise. Anna
has been performing since
age ten. She specializes in
doing covers of hard rock
and heavy metal anthems.
Anna's channel is called MistakesHaveBeenMade
but, make no mistake, this
young woman kicks butt.
Behold Anna as she beats
her skins into submission
with a drum cover of the
Motionless In White song
"Necessary Evil!" 

"Necessary Evil" - Motionless In White drum cover
by Anna Elise aka ANNA (Nov. 2020)




Hello! I'm the lady in red (above) - Jess Parker - from the British sci-fi
TV series Primeval. I'm field coordinator of a team that battles prehistoric
and futuristic creatures that emerge from Anomalies, time/space portals,
and attack humans in London town and all around. Madcap hijinks ensue. 






Coming soon, I'll be hosting
a new show here on S-P-M-M
Tyrannosonic Radio called
Primeval Platterpus.
The records I'll play from the
60s, 70s and 80s might seem
like dinosaurs to younger
listeners but, to Boomer
ears, they're the latest
and the greatest. It's
yesterday once more! 






SOPHIE BURRELL 
AC/DC



You met this next Gorgeous lady of
WOW in part one. She's another
fine UK guitarist by the name of
Sophie Burrell. Sophie's back
to rock your world again
with an electrifying
guitar cover. 

Listen as Sophie plays along
to one of AC/DC's great rock
songs-- "Shoot To Thrill!"

"Shoot To Thrill"
AC/DC guitar cover
by  Sophie Burrell
(July 2021)
 


SERSHEN & ZARITSKAYA 
RAY PARKER JR. 

Hi, I'm Meredith Harlow, a burlesque
dancer on Reprisal, the action drama
that follows a relentless femme fatale
who, after being left for dead, leads
a vengeful campaign against a
bombastic gang of gearheads.
Fun for the whole family!
Catch me in my new role as
a DJ on the S-P-M-M radio
show M Squad coming soon!

The last of our Gorgeous Ladies of
WOW is Ukrainian rock goddess
Daria Zaritskaya. Together with
guitarist Sergey Sershen, Daria
formed the dynamic duo Sershen
& Zaritskaya. Recently, the act
expanded to a quartet with the
addition of drummer Dmitry
Kim and Alex Shturmak on
bass. To conclude Shady's
Halloween Rocktoberfest,
S & Z gives a rock make-
over to "Ghostbusters,"
OST theme song of the
1984 blockbuster movie.


"Ghostbusters OST"
Ray Parker Jr.
cover by Sershen & Zaritskaya
feat. Kim and Shturmak (Oct. 2020)


SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!