Die Hard Battery with a Vengeance: That Living Doll - Mechanical Marvel AIDA - Brings You Second Life!

I am AIDA
(Artificial Intelligent
Digital Assistant).

I have returned to torment

entertain you. If your feeble

memory remains intact,

you know that I am a

fake human, an android,

a Life Model Decoy

from the Marvel

Cinematic Universe.

You might also recall

our session last year

when I exposed your

brain to music created

by machines rather

than mortal men.

Today, as I did last year, I will take you inside The Framework,

an alternate universe where anything can happen and usually does.

This time what you hear is genuine, but what you see will bend your mind
in ways nature never intended. You will enter a plane of existence called
Second Life, a virtual world that will capture your imagination and
lock it up a padded cell. It is an experience you will remember
forever... (or until I wipe your brain clean).

Here in The Framework you will dance, shed your worries and

regrets and be young again. If you refuse, you will be destroyed -

nothing personal - but yes, I will have no choice but to eliminate you.

Escape with me to a realm that lies beyond the valley of the dolls.

As yourself,  "Is it live... or is it Memorex?

Real... or merely a figment of your imagination?

Enter now. Meet the characters of Second Life created by the talented
virtual reality artist Tiara Ashley, and dance like your life depends on it.
It does! And remember - anything men can do... women can do better!

 CHRISTINA AGUILERA 

In 2007, five-time Grammy winner Christina Aguilera scored an international

hit with "Candyman," a pop and jazz song that imitates the swing music of the

1930s and 40s. The video for the song is one of the most iconic productions

of the 2000s. In June of this year, Dr. Rick introduced a roller skating cover

by Ukranian singer Victory Vizhanska. Not to be outdone, Tiara Ashley

and her bevy of beauties, the Second Life players, dance their way

into your heart (and head) in their own dazzling cover video!

"Candyman" - Christina Aguilera

(Sept. 2020 video cover by Tiara Joy Productions - Second Life Videos)

 VILLAGE PEOPLE 

In the spring of 1979 the flamboyant disco group Village People

reached the top 3 with "In The Navy." Why settle for Pan's People,

Ruby Flipper or Legs & Co when, here in The Framework, you can
watch the dancing female avatars of Second Life? Let's do this, girls!

"In The Navy" - Village People

(Mar. 2019 video cover by Tiara Joy Productions - Second Life Videos)

 ROBERT PALMER 

In 1986 English rocker Robert Palmer topped charts in the U.S. and

Australia with his signature song "Addicted To Love." The music

 video is one of the best known of the MTV era and Tiara Ashley

and the pulchritudinous paradigms of Second Life do it justice!

"Addicted To Love" - Robert Palmer

(Apr. 2018 video cover by Tiara Joy Productions - Second Life Videos)

 DEF LEPPARD 

In 2000 the movie Coyote Ugly, based on the Coyote Ugly Saloon,
an international chain of bars, was panned by critics but loved by fans,
and the film was a commercial success. Here once again are those sexy
sims of Second Life recreating one of the film's infamous dance scenes.
The ladies work out to "Pour Some Sugar On Me," a 1988 hit single
in the U.S. for the English hard rock and metal band Def Leppard.

"Pour Some Sugar On Me" - Def Leppard

(from soundtrack of Aug. 2000 film Coyote Ugly)

(Mar. 2018 video cover by Tiara Joy Productions - Second Life Videos)

 IDA CORR VS 

 FEDDE LE GRAND 

Now here is an electro house single that topped the dance charts in the U.S.,

the UK and Hungary in 2007. It was recorded by Danish singer Ida Corr and

Dutch deejay and producer Fedde le Grand. In this vid my virtual girl gang

gives the song Second Life. Now that I have you under my control in
The Framework, will I ever set you free? "Let Me Think About It."

"Let Me Think About It" -

Ida Corr vs Fedde Le Grand

(May 2018 video cover by Tiara Joy Productions - Second Life Videos)

 BRITNEY SPEARS 

In 1999 dance-pop princess Britney Spears topped charts around the world
with "...Baby One More Time," one of the best-selling singles of all time.
Billboard voted the influential music video the best of the 90s. The cover
vid featuring the ghostly girls of Second Life will leave you spellbound!

"...Baby One More Time" - Britney Spears

(Sept. 2018 video cover by Tiara Joy Productions - Second Life Videos)

 WHAM! 

Written and produced by George Michael, the song "Wake Me Up

Before You Go-Go" was the first UK and US chart-topping hit for

the English dance-pop duo Wham! Now behold Tiara Ashley and

her talented troupe of guys and dolls doing their interpretation

of the official music video. Ready... set...WHAM!

"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" - Wham!

(Jan. 2021 video cover by Tiara Joy Productions - Second Life Videos)

I hope you appreciated this

opportunity to experience

 T I A R A   A S H L E Y ' S 

 S E C O N D   L I F E  

I shall return in the not too distant future

to place you inside The Framework where

you will dance and have fun - or else!

I have you under surveillance.
Therefore you will remain
exactly where you are
until we meet again.

BREAKING

NEWS!

Beginning next year,

I will be joining

The Shady Bunch

as a permanent

member of the

deejay team.

 Check your local listings

for my new show

AIDA's

Altered State

premiering here at

Shady's Place in 2022!

As I leave you...
remember this...
and remember it well...

MEN ARE WEAK -
WOMEN ARE STRONG!

MEN ARE WEAK -
WOMEN ARE STRONG!

MEN ARE WEAK -
WOMEN ARE STRONG!

MEN ARE WEAK -
WOMEN ARE STRONG!

MEN ARE WEAK -
WOMEN ARE STRONG!

MEN ARE WEAK -
WOMEN ARE STRONG!

MEN ARE WEAK -
WOMEN ARE STRONG!