FIRST CAME THE TERROR OF
THE DEADLY MANTIS!
THE GRUESOME, GRABBY GILL MAN
CREATURE FROM
THE BLACK LAGOON!
AND THE GROTESQUE REPTILIANS
THE ALLIGATOR PEOPLE!
NOW HERE COMES AN EVEN
GREATER MENACE TO SOCIETY...
FRANK JUNIOR SERENADING
BIKINI CLAD GIRLS WITH
LOVE FOR SALE!!!
"Love For Sale" - Frank Sinatra Jr.
(Scopitone jukebox film)
YOU WERE REVOLTED BY
THE TERRORIFIC TUTORIAL
HOW TO MAKE A MONSTER!
YOU WERE APPALLED
BY TWISTED THRILL SEEKERS
JAMES SPADER & HOLLY HUNTER
in CRASH!
NOW A FRESH NEW TERROR
HITS THE SCREEN HEAD-ON...
CRASH CRADDOCK!!!
"Boom Boom Baby" - Crash Craddock
(Sept. 1959, B side of "Don't Destroy Me")
FIRST CAME THE MORBID MADNESS
TASTE THE BLOOD
OF DRACULA!
YOU THREW UP IN YOUR MOUTH
A LITTLE WHEN YOU SAW THE
JUICIEST HORROR FLICK OF ALL...
ATTACK OF THE
KILLER TOMATOES!
KILLER TOMATOES!
NOW HERE COMES A
SALTY SAGA GUARANTEED
TO TURN YOUR STOMACH...
POTATO CHIPS!!!
"Potato Chips" - Arlene Joy
(circa March 1962)
FIRST...
FRIDAY THE 13TH
ROLLED AROUND...
(AND SO DID THE HEADS
OF TEENAGERS AT
CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE)
GAME ON, JASON!
NEXT CAME THE
TERROR TALE OF
TEENS TRAPPED BY
A BEASTIE BULLY ON
THE 13TH FRIDAY!
NOW HERE COMES
THE VIRAL VID THAT'S
MAKING EVERYBODY SICK...
F R I D A Y ! ! !
"Friday" - Rebecca Black
(Mar./Apr. 2011, highest chart pos.
#1 U.S. Heatseekers/#58 Hot 100)
More deplorable ditties are lurking
in the shadows and waiting to pounce
in the next nauseating edition of
When
Terrible
Songs
Attack!
HAVE a SHADY DAY and a
HOOT of a HALLOWEEN!
"The Beach" (short mix) - New Order
{Apr/May 1983, B side inst. remix "Blue Monday"
scenes from The Beach Girls And The Monster (1965),
Horror At The Beach Party (1964) and
Exploding Whale broadcast (1970)}
