INSPIRED BY THE SHADY DELL, YORK, PA, AND DEDICATED TO ITS OWNERS JOHN & HELEN ETTLINE
AND TO MARGARET ELIZABETH BROWN SCHNEIDER, NICKNAMED "THE OLDEST LIVING DELL RAT"


Thursday, March 26, 2020

Cruisin' 1959 and Huntin' With Hunter!


 It's time to do some Cruisin'! 


Cruisin' is the vinyl album series first released in 1970 through 1973.
Cruisin' did a great job of simulating top 40 radio broadcasts of the
1950s and 60s, each volume hosted by one of the great radio
personalities of the period.  Like other posts in the series,
this one contains songs found on the original Cruisin'
album along with a few other cool sounds from the
same year. It's 1959. Hop in and we'll cruise out
to the West Coast, hit the Sunset Strip and go
Huntin' with Hunter!


 HUNTER HANCOCK 

 KGFJ, Los Angeles 




 RAY CHARLES 

In 1966, the Strangeloves sang "Night Time (that's the right time)."
In writing their hit, the Strangeloves trio of Feldman, Goldstein
and Gottehrer borrowed lyrics from another song entitled
"The Right Time,"  first recorded in the fall of 1957
by R&B singer Nappy Brown.






A year later "The Genius," Ray Charles,
covered the song backed by his famous
girl group The Raelettes, and released it
with the title "(Night Time Is) The Right
Time." Brother Ray's single barely
registered on the pop chart but
went top 5 on the R&B side.





 "(Night Time Is) The Right Time" - Ray Charles 
 (Feb. 1959, highest chart pos. #95 Pop/#5 R&B




 PAUL ANKA 

Hunter Hancock's radio show focused on "Negro music," as he
called it, but I'm adding a couple scoops of vanilla to the mix,
songs by white artists that were popular in 1959.


A few months from now Paul Anka,
the teen heartthrob of the Fifties, will
turn age 79.  Best known for his string
of pop ballads aimed at teenagers, Anka
was also a prolific songwriter, responsible
for writing the theme of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson along with one of
Frank Sinatra's signature songs "My Way."

Paul Anka also has a list of acting credits.
Here he is in the role of Jimmy Parlow in
the 1959 movie Girls Town singing his
top 5 charting hit "It's Time To Cry."



 "It's Time To Cry" - Paul Anka 
 (Dec. 1959, highest chart pos. #4 
 scene from Oct. 1959 movie Girls Town




 BIG JAY MCNEELY & 

 LITTLE SONNY WARNER 

In 1964 soul man Garnet Mimms recorded an excellent rendition of the song
"There is Something on Your Mind." In the fall of 2008, York's hometown heroes,
The Del-Chords, performed the song live at the White Oaks Reunion.





The definitive version of "There is
Something on Your Mind" is the one
Hunter Hancock introduced in this
1959 edition of Cruisin' .  Tenor sax
showstopper Big Jay McNeely and
his band teamed up with satin smooth
vocalist Little Sonny Warner to record
this bluesy ballad, one of the best
sounds on the radio in 1959.





 "There is Something on Your Mind" 
 Big Jay McNeeley with vocal by Little Sonny Warner 
 (July 1959, highest chart pos. #44 Pop/#5 R&B) 




 DINAH WASHINGTON 

Pianist and jazz singer Dinah Washington called herself Queen of the Blues
and was arguably the most popular black female recording artist of the 50s.





Dinah's first top ten pop chart hit came
in the summer of 1959 when she released
"What a Diff'rence a Day Makes," a cover
of a top 5 pop hit achieved in 1934 by
the Dorsey Brothers. Sadly Dinah died
of a drug overdose at the age of 39
three weeks after the assassination
of President John F. Kennedy.
What a difference a dark
day in history makes.




 "What a Diff'rence a Day Makes" - Dinah Washington 
 (Aug. 1959, highest chart pos. #8 Pop/#4 R&B




 BROOK BENTON 

When Dinah Washington recorded the top 5 hit "Baby (You've Got
What It Takes)" as a duet with Brook Benton, there came a point
in the song when Benton accidentally began singing Dinah's part.
Dinah corrected him and reportedly stormed out of the studio
at the end of the session, leaving producers no choice but to
release the recording in its imperfectly perfect form.







A younger generation might remember
Brook Benton for his 1970 hit single
"Rainy Night in Georgia" but, in '59,
Brook had a huge Pop/R&B hit with
a ballad he co-wrote with Clyde Otis
entitled "It's Just a Matter of Time."






 "It's Just a Matter of Time" - Brook Benton 
 (Apr. 1959, highest chart pos. #3 Pop/#1 R&B









 EDD BYRNES 
 AND CONNIE   STEVENS 

He played "Kookie" Kookson the 3rd,
the street wise, hair combing, jive-
talking hipster on the hit television
 detective series 77 Sunset Strip.




She was Cricket Blake, the perky photog, lounge singer, and part time sleuth
on the hit TV detective series Hawaiian Eye. Cricket Blake was most likely the
inspiration for Cricket Blair, the blonde tressed model turned lawyer on Y&R.


Together, Kookie and Cricket made sweet music, if you want to call it that.
"Kookie, Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb)," a novelty single performed by
Edd Byrnes and Connie Stevens, was released at a time when the buzz-
worthy young stars were seeing a meteoric rise in the value of their stock.
Byrnes was already riding high as the breakout scene stealer on 77 Sunset
Strip and Connie was in production on Hawaiian Eye, a series that would
send her popularity skyrocketing in the months and years that followed.

Connie Stevens and Edd "Kookie" Byrnes were hip and trendy and so was
their record. Radio stations played it and fans bought it. While serious
artists bristled, "Lend Me Your Comb" brushed past other records
on the chart and reached the top 5 by a hair.  Like, lay it on me!

 "Kookie, Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb)" 
 Edward Byrnes and Connie Stevens 
 (June 1959, highest chart pos. #4) 




Rad, dad! Now let's kick our jets
and like blow this scene, baby!


 Don't miss the next thrill packed 
 episode of Cruisin' coming soon! 


Have a Shady day!

Saturday, March 21, 2020

AIDA's Raving Beauties: This Marvel-ous Humanoid is Flawlessly Fake... But the Music She Plays is For Real!


I am AIDA

(Artificial Intelligent

Digital Assistant).


Your instincts are correct. I am a fake human - android - a Life Model Decoy
from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I have come to take you inside
The Framework, an alternate world where music is created
by machines rather than by mortal men.


I will serve as hostess for this edition of Shady Del Knight's rave series
featuring EDM remixes of hits by the hottest and coolest female R&B
hip hop and dance-pop artists played back-to-back in a continuous mix.
It is a rave you will remember forever (or until I wipe your brain clean).


Here in The Framework you will dance, shed your worries and
regrets and be young again. If you refuse you will be destroyed -
nothing personal - but yes, I will have no choice but to eliminate you.
Escape with me now to the realm that lies beyond the valley of the dolls.
Meet my Raving Beauties and dance like your life depends on it. It does!
And remember - anything men can do... women can do better!

 WILD ORCHID 

Originally a quartet named NRG, our first group of Raving Beauties rose
to fame as the trio Wild Orchid. The act consisted of Stacy Ann Ferguson,
Renee Sandstrom and Stefanie Ridel. Ferguson went on to greater success
as the solo artist Fergie and the female vocalist for The Black Eyed Peas.
Wild Orchid recorded the theme of the mid 90s sitcom Hope & Gloria and
in 1997 released a self-titled debut album. "Supernatural," a single
from the album, reached the top 5 on MTV's Total Request Live
and played frequently on both MTV and VH1.
Click at 25 and let the rave begin!

"Supernatural" (Extra-Funky) - Wild Orchid feat. K-Borne
(Aug./Sept. 1997, highest chart pos. #5 TRL,
#70 Hot 100, from the Mar. 1997
album Wild Orchid)

START PLAYING VIDEO
AT 25 SEC. MARK!
(COLD INTRO TO AIDA'S RAVE)




 MONICA ft. DIRTBAG 

Hotlanta singer, songwriter, producer and actress Monica Brown
is one of the most popular R&B and hip hop artists in the U.S.
Monica's 2003 single "Get It Off," produced and co-written
by rapper Missy Elliott and featuring guest vocals by rapper
Dirtbag, is derived from "Set It Off", a 1984 song written
and performed by Steve Standard using the name Strafe.
The remix of Monica's single is a sizzler that made a
run at the top 10 on the U.S. Dance Music chart.

"Get It Off" aka "Set It Off"
(That Kid Chris Mix) - Monica ft. Dirtbag
(Sept. 2003, highest chart pos. #13 Hot Dance Music,
from June 2003 album After the Storm)

START PLAYING VIDEO
AT 3:30 MARK!
(AIDA'S RAVE MIX POINT)




 JENNIFER HUDSON 

In 2004 the spotlight shined on R&B singer Jennifer Hudson as a
finalist on American Idol. In 2006 and 2007, Jennifer won awards
as Best Supporting Actress for her role in the hit movie Dreamgirls.
In 2008 the soulful thrush achieved a #1 charting R&B hit with
"Spotlight" for which she received two Grammy nominations.

"Spotlight" - Jennifer Hudson
(June 2008, highest chart pos. Hot R&B/Hop-Hop,
#8 U.S. Dance Club Songsfrom Sept. 2008
album Jennifer Hudson)

START PLAYING VIDEO
AT 1:12 SEC MARK!
(AIDA'S RAVE MIX POINT)




 CHRISTINA MILIAN 

Jersey girl Christine Flores is a R&B/hip hop singer, songwriter and
actress who performs as Christina Milian. "Dip It Low," the lead single
from Christina's second studio album It's About Time, featured hip hop
artist Fabolous, but his rap verse was deleted from the music video.
Released in the spring of 2004, "Dip It Low" made the top 5 on
the Hot 100 and topped the U.S. Dance chart.

"Dip It Low" (Full Intention Mix) - Christina Milian
(Apr. 2004, highest chart pos. #5 Hot 100,
#1 U.S. Dance Club, from July 2004
album It's About Time)

START PLAYING VIDEO
AT 31 SEC. MARK!
(AIDA'S RAVE MIX POINT)




 HILARY DUFF 

The next super girl to enter the framework is Hilary Duff. You've come a long way,
baby, from Disney child star Lizzie McGuire to pop music idol. In 2007, "Stranger"
was chosen by a vote of fans to be the third single released from Hilary's 4th
studio album Dignity and the song shot to #1 on the dance club chart!

"Stranger" (Wawa Remix) - Hilary Duff
(June thru Aug. 2007, highest chart pos. #1 Hot Dance Club Play)

START PLAYING VIDEO
AT 38 SEC. MARK!
(AIDA'S RAVE MIX POINT)




 KE$HA 

Los Angeles born New Yorker Ke$ha is an edgy singer, songwriter
and rapper with a distinctive yodel-like quality to her vocals.
In 2011, "Blow," a song co-written by Ke$ha, was released
as a single from her first EP Cannibal. A party anthem
with a brash and sassy attitude (like mine), "Blow"
was Ke$ha's 6th consecutive top 10 hit on the
Billboard Hot 100 and topped the chart
in two European countries.

"Blow" (Dark Intensity Remix) - Ke$ha
(Feb. 2011, highest chart pos. #3 Mainstream Top 40,
#7 Hot 100#1 Israel & Netherlands, from
Nov. 2010 EP Cannibal)

START PLAYING VIDEO
AT 1:13 MARK!
(AIDA'S RAVE MIX POINT)




 MARY J. BLIGE 

Veteran singer, songwriter and record producer Mary J. Blige
is the recipient of a record 30 Grammy Nominations and
9 wins, earning her the nickname Queen of Hip Hop Soul.
Mary's single "Be Without You," released in the fall of
2005 from her 7th studio album The Breakthrough,
went double-platinum and was one of the most
played songs on U.S. radio in 2006.

"Be Without You" - (DJ Blanco Remix) - Mary J. Blige
(Sept. 2005, highest pos. #3 Hot 100#1 Hot R&B Hip-Hop,
#1 Dance, from  Dec. 2005 album The Breakthrough)

START PLAYING VIDEO
AT 1:14 MARK!
(AIDA'S RAVE MIX POINT)




 EDUN 

Alice Edun, who records as Edun, is a modern disco and gospel
vocalist born in Saint Petersburg, Russia, and now living in Italy.
In 2005 Edun released her debut single "Put 'Em Up." The track
languished two years before developing into a major dance hit
in the U.S. and around the world. Edun's breakthrough song
is featured on PlayStation 2 and the arcade music game
Dance Dance Revolution X.

"Put 'Em Up" - Edun 
(2005 single, highest chart pos. #2  on the
U.S. Hot Dance Airplay chart in Aug. 2007)

START PLAYING VIDEO
AT 40 SEC. MARK!
(AIDA'S RAVE MIX POINT)




I hope you enjoyed meeting my

RAVING BEAUTIES.

I shall return in the not too distant future

to place you inside The Framework where

you will dance and have fun - or else!


I have you under surveillance.

Therefore you will remain

exactly where you are

until we meet again.

As I leave you...

remember this...

and remember it well...

MEN ARE WEAK -
WOMEN ARE
STRONG!


MEN ARE WEAK -
WOMEN ARE STRONG!


MEN ARE WEAK -
WOMEN ARE STRONG!


MEN ARE WEAK -
WOMEN ARE STRONG!


MEN ARE WEAK -
WOMEN ARE STRONG!


MEN ARE WEAK -
WOMEN ARE STRONG!


MEN ARE WEAK -
WOMEN ARE STRONG!


Monday, March 16, 2020

Ernest P. Worrell's Rock-A-Billygoat - Volume 1:
Friday Night on a Dollar Bill with a Peroxide Blonde
in a Hopped Up Model Ford!


BOOTH ANNOUNCER GARY OWENS:
...and the cow was returned to its rightful owner.


And that's the latest from S-P-M-M news...
fast, up-to-the-minute, completely fake
and proud of it. Now stand by for

 Ernest P. Worrell's 

 Rock-A-Billygoat 

on the station that's #1 for music and fun - S-P-M-M!

CLICK TO START THE VIDEO NOW!

PIGGYBACK COLD OPEN:
CLICK TO PLAY SECOND VIDEO
AT 4 SEC. MARK OF FIRST VIDEO!


"C'mon Everybody" - Eddie Cochran
 (Dec. 1958/Jan. 1959, highest chart pos. #35 Hot 100/#6 UK,
perf. on Dick Clark's Saturday Night Beechnut Show)

That was Eddie Cochran corruptin' the minds of our young'uns with
the devil's music A-K-A rock'n' roll. Eddie's "C'mon Everybody" made
Rolling Stone Magazine's list of The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time.


Hey there, Vern!

This here's your old buddy Ernest
P. Worrell. I'm back behind the mic
to host my first official radio show
here on S-P-M-M... the greatest
little station in the nation.

Ain't none of my beeswax, Vern, but
you look a little peaked this morning.
Up all night doin' the Texas Two Step?


While you're busy varnishin' the deck I'll be supervisin' the job to make sure you do it right, sippin' an ice cold Meller Yeller and playin' stacks 'o' wax to get your toes tappin' and your heart flutterin'.

Here's a young rockabilly rock 'n' roller from Texas by the name of Huelyn Duvall. Huelyn has shared a stage with Eddie Cochran, Johnny Horton, Bobby Darin,
Dale Hawkins and other name stars.
In 1958 Huelyn released a single
with "Juliet" as the plug song.


CLICK TO START THE VIDEO NOW!

The B is killer and today it's the better known of the two. Let's paint the town red,
Vern, hangin' out with Huelyn Duvall as he does-- "Friday Night On A Dollar Bill!"


"Friday Night On A Dollar Bill" - Huelyn Duvall
(Sept. 1958, B side of "Juliet")

More exciting than a Texas twister, that's Huelyn Duvall with one of the great
sounds of 1958 - "Friday Night On A Dollar Bill." Today a dollar bill will get
you a cup of coffee if you shop around long enough. By that time your
sweetie's hooked up with a rich city slicker and you ain't never
gonna see her again. That's the name of that tune, Vern!


START VIDEO NOW!

Ernest on S-P-M-M Retrosonic Radio, Vern.
The platters I play are aged to perfection in
oak barrels in mama's cellar. Nuthin' fancy,
just meat & taters old school rock & roll,
country, be bop and rock-a-billygoat. Now
here's Bobby Fuller rockin' the jailhouse
with his biggun "I Fought The Law!"


"I Fought the Law" - Bobby Fuller Four
(Feb./Mar. 1966, highest chart pos. #9)



CLICK TO START
THE VIDEO NOW!

My boy Bobby Fuller there with his
top 10 hit "I Fought The Law" and,
I'll be ding - the law done won.
While Bobby's cryin' in his cell,
let's hear from Phil and Don.
They're cryin' in the rain!


"Crying In The Rain" - The Everly Brothers
(Jan./Feb. 1962, highest chart pos. #6)



Phil and Don there, Vern, The Everly
Brothers. Those boys are "Crying In
The Rain," sobbin' in the storm and
weepin' in the wind - a crossover hit
that brushed the top 5 on the pop chart
in the early part of 1962. If you're just
tunin' in, this is your old buddy Ernest
with my brand spankin' new radio show
Rock-A-Billygoat here on S-P-M-M,
the station with personality.


This cool kitty was leader the Stray Cats, the Long Island rockabilly trio that
had crossover hits in the early 80s with "Rock This Town," "Stray Cat Strut" and
"(She's) Sexy + 17," and here's another piece of trivia for you, Vern. At the top
of the show you saw and heard rock 'n' roll legend Eddie Cochran. Well, this fella
played Eddie in the film La Bamba. He's Brian Setzer and, hang on to your hat,
'cause we're goin' cruisin' with a "Peroxide Blonde in a Hopped Up Model Ford!"


"Peroxide Blonde in a Hopped Up Model Ford" 
- Brian Setzer And The Nashvillains
(from 2007 album Red Hot & Live!)

From the 2007 album Red Hot & Live! that was Brian Setzer, the hepkitty from
The Stray Cats, along with his band The Nashvillains, doin' "Peroxide Blonde in
a Hopped Up Model Ford," covering a song originally waxed by Gene Simmons.
Now I don't mean the Gene Simmons with the two foot long tongue. I'm talkin'
about Jumpin' Gene Simmons, the boy from Tupelo who had a country-style
novelty hit with "Haunted House" in the weeks leading up to Halloween '64.

Speakin' of Tupelo, it's no secret that my good buddy Shady Blue is
Stuck Like Glue on that Mississippi boy Elvis the Pelvis. I'm here to
tell ya that the King of Rock & Roll has me All Shook Up, too, Vern.


CLICK TO START
THE VIDEO NOW!

In the summer of '58 Elvis starred in King Creole with Carolyn Jones (Morticia Addams) as his lady co-star. King Creole was the longest film Elvis ever made and his last black and white movie. Here's The King with one of the songs from the flick - "Dixieland Rock!"

"Dixieland Rock" - Elvis Presley
(from July 1958 film King Creole)

Ole swivel hips, Elvis Presley there with "Dixieland Rock,"
from the soundtrack of one of his best movies, King Creole.


CLICK TO
START VIDEO!

Holy smoke, Vern, look at the time!
I gotta run. (My bladder's about to
burst from all that Meller Yeller.)
If you liked what you heard today
on Rock-A-Billygoat, then stick
around, 'cause I'll be back with
another batch of heartland hits
in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

In the meantime, in between time, stay tuned for my good buddy Robert W. Morgan,
coming up after the news to get you Morganized with the super sounds of the 60s.
To play us off, here's Johnny Rivers live at the Whisky a Go Go doing a medley
of two nifty numbers - "La Bamba" and "Twist And Shout." Now this is your
old pal Ernest P. Worrell droppin' the mic and sayin' so long. I'll catch you
on the flip-flop, but till then remember to keep the bugs off your glass
and the bears off your tail... don't take any wooden nickels, and
don't do anything I wouldn't do... know what I mean, Vern?


Medley - "La Bamba"/"Twist And Shout" - Johnny Rivers
(from 1964 album Johnny Rivers At The Whisky À Go-Go)


Thursday, March 12, 2020

Happy Birthday, John!


John Ettline was born 114 years ago
on the 12th day of March, 1906.



John graduated from York High.
He was an all around athlete
and played on the school's
football and baseball teams.
John attended junior college
until his father needed to
pull him out to help with
the family farm in Foustown,
the Cousler Park area north
of York. His education cut
short, John was nevertheless
regarded as an extremely
intelligent man.



John loved music and dancing, and it's no stretch
to understand why he was inspired to buy the
Shady Dell and turn it into an ice cream
parlor and juke joint for teenagers.


To celebrate John's birthday this year, I picked
three songs I think he would have enjoyed.

 MAURICE WILLIAMS 

 AND THE ZODIACS 

Let's get the birthday party started with a vintage clip of the Carolina based
one-hit-wonder group Maurice Williams And The Zodiacs doing their late
1960 chart topper "Stay" on The Village Square, a nationally syndicated
music television show that aired every week in the mid to late 60s.
The Village Square originated in Charleston, South Carolina, but
by the time this performance was taped in 1966, the show was
being produced at a studio in Charlotte, North Carolina.

"Stay" - Maurice Williams And The Zodiacs
(Nov./Dec. 1960, highest chart pos. #1 Hot 100/#3 R&B,
1966 perf. on The Village Square)




 THE FIVE DELIGHTS 

The Five Delights were a mixed race (Latin & Caucasian) New York doo-wop
group that also made records as The Mood Makers and The Watusi Warriors.
In 1958 The Five Delights released a single with the ballad "There'll Be
No Goodbye" on the A side. To celebrate John's birthday I'd like to get
Shady's Place hoppin' and boppin' with the rockin' rollin'
B side-- "Okey Dokey Mama!"

"Okey Dokey Mama" - The Five Delights
(1958, B side of "There'll Be No Goodbye")




 SHELLEY FABARES 

A tradition was inaugurated one year ago on this date when readers
reacted quite favorably to the following video. It's fresh and lovely
Shelley Fabares as Mary Stone on The Donna Reed Show singing
"Johnny Angel," a song that seems ideally suited for this occasion.

"Johnny Angel" - Shelley Fabares
(Mar./Apr. 1962, highest chart pos. #1,
scene from The Donna Reed Show)




HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN.


WE LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU!

Friday, March 6, 2020

That Was Then - This Is Now, Volume 5: The Jarring
Juxtaposition of Female Vocalists Past and Present!

 You've come a long way, baby... 


 and these jarring juxtapositions 

 offer indisputable proof! 

Welcome to Vol. 5 of my series

Jarring Juxtapositions:

That Was Then -
This Is Now!

It is not my intention to pass judgement. (That's your job. :) This series
merely invites you to compare apples and oranges. Hard as it might
be for you to believe, I enjoy all of the female recording artists
you are about to see and hear. Join me on this jarring journey
back and forth through time as we compare the look,
the sound and the attitude of female singers
then... and now!

THAT WAS THEN
LESLEY GORE


The soundtrack of nearly every boomer's
youth is loaded with the sweet sounds
of Lesley Gore and her 1960s pop hits.
Lesley arrived on the music scene in
1963 and scored four top 5 singles in
a row. Her first record, "It's My Party,"
went all the way to #1, In the custom
made video you are about to watch,
Lesley is literally beside herself as
she performs "It's My Party" on two
different TV shows at the same time - 
Hollywood A Go-Go and Shindig!
Then stay tuned at the 2:08 mark
as she appears again on Shindig
singing "Judy's Turn To Cry."


"It's My Party"/"Judy's Turn To Cry" - Lesley Gore
(perf. on Hollywood A Go-Go and Shindig!)




THIS IS NOW
 IN THIS MOMENT 


Back to the future present we go. Can you feel
the burn simply by looking at this fiery image?
If not, trust me, you soon will when you feast
your eyes and ears on America's millennial
sweetheart, Maria "take me to the" Brink,
and her heavy metal madmen, the LA-
based band In This Moment. In this
incendiary 2016 live performance in
Tokyo, Maria turned up the heat and
roared like a blast furnace as she and
her ITM beasts did "Burn," a song
from the band's 2012 album Blood.
BURN, BABY, BURN!

"Burn" - In This Moment
(from Aug. 2012 album Blood, live perf.
Sept. 2016 Zepp Tokyo - Koto, Japan)

START VIDEO
AT 1:45 MARK!




THAT WAS THEN
JANET LENNON
AND BRIAN SIEBMAN


Janet Lennon and her group of singing siblings The Lennon Sisters appear
often in this series because they personified innocence that is long long lost.
In this scene from a 1958 episode of The Lawrence Welk Show, "lil Chanet"
(as Lawrence called her) plays doctor in a very wholesome manner
with series junior cast member Brian Siebman.

"Let The Worry Bird Worry For You" - Janet Lennon & Brian Siebman
(live perf. on a 1958 episode of The Lawrence Welk Show)





THIS IS NOW
 THE 
 PRETTY 
 RECKLESS 

Very similar to Janet Lennon (NOT!!!)
is this next young lady. She played
the role of Cindy Lou Who in the
Jim Carrey movie Dr. Seuss'
How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
She was Gretel in the film Hansel
and Gretel and Jenny on the TV
series Gossip Girl. She is also a
successful model and cover girl.




 As if all that weren't enough, she is one of the hottest women
on the rock scene. Taylor Momsen's her name. Shaking up the
establishment's her game. Since 2009 Taylor has been making
her mark as a songwriter and as the lead singer and rhythm
guitarist of the alt-rock band The Pretty Reckless.



In 2014, the band's 2nd studio album
Going To Hell made its debut at #5 on
the B-200, their first top 10 hit album. Hell topped the U.S. Hard Rock chart
and the UK Indie and Rock Albums
surveys. "Messed Up World," the
3rd single released from the album,
followed "Heaven Knows" to the
top of the Mainstream Rock chart,
making The Pretty Reckless the
second female-fronted band to
achieve back-to-back #1 hits,
the first being Chrissie Hynde
and The Pretenders.


Taylor Momsen is the real deal - mature beyond her years.
Taylor wrote or co-wrote every song on Going To Hell. As you
are about to hear, she possesses one of the greatest and most
robust voices of any female rocker past or present. Listen!

WARNING: ALTHOUGH IT IS THE "CLEAN" VERSION,
THE FOLLOWING VIDEO CONTAINS BRIEF NUDITY,
 ADULT LANGUAGE AND SITUATIONS.

"Messed Up World" - The Pretty Reckless 
(highest chart pos. #1 Mainstream Rock,
from Mar. 2014 album Going To Hell)




THAT WAS THEN
PATTI PAGE

She was proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
and I'm sure pop and country singer Patti
Page was also proud to be listed as the
top charting and best selling female
 recording artist of the 1950s until
Connie Francis came along late in
 the decade. At Christmas 1952, Patti
waxed "The Doggie In The Window,"
a song better known as "How Much
Is That Doggie In The Window?"
Released at the start of '53, Patti's
puppy platter hit #1 and sold more
than two million copies. My folks
bought the record and it is one of
my earliest music memories. Few songs
recall the blissful innocence of  the 50s
as well as this one. Repeat after me:
"Gangsta rap was still light years away!"

"The Doggie In The Window" - Patti Page
(Feb. thru Apr. 1953, highest chart pos. #1)





THIS IS NOW
 JESSIE AND THE TOY BOYS 

NEARLY IDENTICAL to Patti Page
 (you can't tell them apart) is electro-
popper Jessica Eden Malakouti. This
artist has released records as Eden xo
and as Jessie And The Toy Boys. This
zinger, by any other name, sounds the
same... good and nasty. Exhibit A is
a 2011 single in which Jessie and her
imaginary band shamelessly promote
premarital smooching & hand holding,
a delightfully dirty ditty entitled
"Let's Get Physical Naughty."

"Let's Get Naughty"
Jessie And The Toy Boys
(Oct./Nov. 2011, highest
chart pos. #19 U.S. Dance)




I read in the papers there are robbers

With flashlights that shine in the dark

My love needs a doggie to protect him

And scare them away with one bark


Have a Shady day!