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SECOND VIDEO!
"Let Your Love Flow" - The Bellamy Brothers
(Mar./Apr. 1976, highest chart pos. #1 Hot 100 & Cash Box)
From West Central Florida, USA, Shady Del Knight's neck of the woods,
those were The Bellamy Brothers, David and Homer, kickin' off their
shoes and kickin' off today's show with the biggest hit of their
career, "Let Your Love Flow," a country crossover
chart-topper in the spring of '76.
Howdy, Vern! This here's your
old buddy Ernest P. Worrell.
Like a bad penny, I done turned up
again here at Shady's Place.
Nutty Buddy in your pocket...
or are ya just happy to see me?
Hey, I got a dilly for ya, Vern...
Ever hear the one about the farmer's
daughter and the Roto-Rooter man?
daughter and the Roto-Rooter man?
Know somethin' Vern, life's full
of tough decisions, like which
drink'll hit the spot when
you're all hot and sweaty
and wanna wet your whistle.
If you said PBR, then you're
my kinda guy and I'll save
of tough decisions, like which
drink'll hit the spot when
you're all hot and sweaty
and wanna wet your whistle.
If you said PBR, then you're
my kinda guy and I'll save
you a stool down at Kenny's.
If you said sparklin' water...
If you said sparklin' water...
you ain't from around here.
But when it comes to pickin'
a sodie pop to sip when I'm
hangin' on a ladder watchin'
you shingle your roof...
it's old Yeller for me.
a sodie pop to sip when I'm
hangin' on a ladder watchin'
you shingle your roof...
it's old Yeller for me.
That's right, Vern. Meller Yeller sure does hit the spot.
It quenches your thirst and brings out the
flavor of your chewin' tobacca.
flavor of your chewin' tobacca.
Guess what, Vern? While I'm busy sippin and
supervisin', I thought you and me could listen to
another stack of grade A tunes. Sound like a plan?
supervisin', I thought you and me could listen to
another stack of grade A tunes. Sound like a plan?
Okay, Vern, my next platter's on the turntable so get ready
to tap your toes and whistle while you work, good buddy!
to tap your toes and whistle while you work, good buddy!
This is my third show on S-P-M-M
spinnin' the best of early rock & roll,
rock & roll revival, rockabilly, hill-
billy, traditional country, new country,
crossover country, you get the drift.
Seein' as how we're right smack dab
in the dead of winter, today's show
is a Solid Cold edition. Every
platter I'm playin' is served cold
with a cold open aka a cold intro.
Copy that, good buddy?
Ain't none of my beeswax, Vern...
but you look a little rough around
the edges this mornin'... like you
got tangled up with a junkyard dog.
What happened, Vern? Lemme guess.
Wifey caught you with stripper glitter
on your hands? Out all night and
runnin' wild... your woman sittin'
home with a month old child?
Well, I'll be ding, Roger Miller's
got just the thing, a ditty he wrote
just for you, Vern-- "Dang Me!"
"Dang Me" - Roger Miller
(June/July 1964, #1 Country/#7 Hot 100 & Cash Box)
Miller with "Dang Me," a hit novelty
number from the summer of 1964,
#1 on the Country chart. Just 'tween
you and me, Vern, I done my share
of midnight ramblin'... and so have
these red hot hepcats, Gene Vincent
And His Blue Caps. In early 1958,
they made a run at the top 20 with
a platter that's tailor made for a
high school hop. It's called--
"Dance To The Bop!"
they made a run at the top 20 with
a platter that's tailor made for a
high school hop. It's called--
"Dance To The Bop!"
"Dance To The Bop" - Gene Vincent And His Blue Caps
(Dec. 1957/Jan. 1958, highest chart pos. #8 R&B/#23 Hot 100,
#36 Cash Box), perf. on Nov. 17, 1957, ep. of The Ed Sullivan Show
#36 Cash Box), perf. on Nov. 17, 1957, ep. of The Ed Sullivan Show
Gene Vincent And His Blue Caps with "Dance To The Bop," their last single
to reach the chart in the U.S., a record that made the top 10 on the R&B chart.
If you're watching my simulcast on YouTube, you saw a rare video of Gene
and his group doin' that song on an episode of The Ed Sullivan Show.
If you're just tuning in, I'm your
old buddy and new best friend
Ernest P. Worrell... and we're
Rockin'-A-Billygoat here on
S-P-M-M Retrosonic Radio.
just a reminder, Vern, this is a
Solid Cold edition. Every song's
got a cold open. Up next, I'd like
you to meet a one hit wonder -
a little lady from Virginie who
was dubbed The Female Elvis
Presley. Janis Martin's here
to ask the musical question
-- "Will You Willuum?"
"Will You Willyum" - Janis Martin
(May 1956, highest chart pos. #35 Billboard's Coming Up Strong)
Landing a spot on Billboard's specialty
I need to scoot and skedaddle... but stay put. Coming up on
chart Coming Up Strong in the spring
of 1956, that was rockin' little mama
Janis Martin sounding like Elvis the
Pelvis and, if you ask me, sounding
even more like rockabilly queen
Wanda Jackson.
This Arkansas boy scored 42 hits on the
Country chart in the 70s and 80s. Let's
turn back the clock to his early years
when he was waxin' right good rock-
abilly records but not making much
noise on the chart. It's Narvel Felts
coverin' The Drifters' "Honey Love!"
"Honey Love" - Narvel Felts
(Feb. 1960, highest chart pos. #60 Hot 100)
From early 1960, That was rockabilly singer & guitarist Narvel Felts
doin' his version of "Honey Love," a #1 charting R&B hit for
Clyde McPhatter and The Drifters in 1954. I think young
Narvel sounds a heck of a lot like Clyde on that one.
doin' his version of "Honey Love," a #1 charting R&B hit for
Clyde McPhatter and The Drifters in 1954. I think young
Narvel sounds a heck of a lot like Clyde on that one.
Ernest P. Worrel of The Shady Bunch
deejay posse keeping you company
on the squawk box, and here's the
crossover country single that was
topping the national chart the day
President John F. Kennedy was
assassinated. It's the duo of
Dale And Grace singin' their
biggest hit and signature song
--"I'm Leavin' It Up To You!"
deejay posse keeping you company
on the squawk box, and here's the
crossover country single that was
topping the national chart the day
President John F. Kennedy was
assassinated. It's the duo of
Dale And Grace singin' their
biggest hit and signature song
--"I'm Leavin' It Up To You!"
"I'm Leaving It Up To You" - Dale & Grace
(Oct./Nov. 1963, highest chart pos. #1 Hot 100 & Cash Box)
He's from Mississip and she's from down in Loozeeana. Sweet harmony there
from a bitter time in American history... the duo of Dale Houston and Grace
Broussard singing "I'm Leavin' It Up To You," the most popular song in
the U.S.A. the day the president died. By the way, that Dale & Grace
biggie is a cover of a song written and originally recorded in 1957
by the rock 'n' roll duo Don And Dewey.
Hey, guess what, Vern?
I'm plumb outta time, dadgummit!
I need to scoot and skedaddle... but stay put. Coming up on
the flip side
of Gary Owens' news, it's English rugby mum and
singing sensation Sarah Collins with another edition of her
series How Sarah Got Her Groove Back... and I'll be
comin' round the moutain in two shakes of a jiffy
with another heapin' helpin'
of toe tappin' tunes
for your bobby sock high school hop, your
hillbilly hayride and your heartland
hoedown. It'll be a hoot!
Until next time, this is your old buddy
Ernest P. Worrell sayin' so long, don't take
any wooden nickels, and don't do anything
I wouldn't do... know what I mean Vern?
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To play us off, here are them good ole Texas boys
England Dan and John Ford Coley with their chart-topper--
"I'd Really Love To See You Tonight!" See ya later, alligator!
"I'd Really Love To See You Tonight" - England Dan & John Ford Coley
(Aug./Sept. 1976, highest chart pos. #1 Adult Contemporary/#2 Hot 100,
#4 Cash Box, performance on The Midnight Special)