Allow myself to introduce.....myself.
I'm Austin Powers, super secret spy,
international man of mystery,
bon vivant, swinging playboy
and irresistible babe magnet.
bon vivant, swinging playboy
and irresistible babe magnet.
London is my home, shag is my bag,
planet earth is my playground and
danger is my middle name, baby.
Your regular emcee, Shady, couldn't be here today to host the annual
Valentine's dance. On Saturday night, the poor chap got himself
cuffed and carted off to the clink. Seems our boy dipped into
his mum's cooking sherry earlier in the day, got himself
daft bonkers sloshed and crashed a wedding reception
completely starkers. Mr. Knight was charged with
indecent exposure but... when the magistrate
caught a glimpse of the Shadster's Mini-Me,
the case was dismissed forthwith due to
"insufficient evidence."
Valentine's dance. On Saturday night, the poor chap got himself
cuffed and carted off to the clink. Seems our boy dipped into
his mum's cooking sherry earlier in the day, got himself
daft bonkers sloshed and crashed a wedding reception
completely starkers. Mr. Knight was charged with
indecent exposure but... when the magistrate
caught a glimpse of the Shadster's Mini-Me,
the case was dismissed forthwith due to
"insufficient evidence."
Gotcha, mate - that was a gag!
You should have seen your face
just then, luv... your expression
was priceless!
You should have seen your face
just then, luv... your expression
was priceless!
Whilst Shady is rotting in a jail cell, I will fill in for him and
play a stack of groovy Brit girl records. These thrushes are
Tops of the Pops so Ready Steady Go!
play a stack of groovy Brit girl records. These thrushes are
Tops of the Pops so Ready Steady Go!
LULU
Joining the English sparrows performing at this year's
V-day dance is Scottish singer, songwriter, actress and
fashion model Lulu, best known for singing the theme
and appearing in the movie To Sir With Love. In 1965
Lulu released her debut UK album entitled Something
to Shout About. In the fall of the year, Lulu streeted a
single with one of the songs from the album, "Tell Me
Like It Is," on the A side and "Stop Fooling Around"
as the killer bee. Lulu wowed the crowd singing
that fab flip along with "Call Me" on English
comedian Arthur Haynes' popular TV show.
"Stop Fooling Around"/"Call Me" - Lulu
(Oct. 1965, B side of "Tell Me Like It Is",
live perf. on 1966 ep. of The Arthur Haynes Show)
JACKIE TRENT
Lyricist and singer Yvonne Burgess derived her
stage name, Jackie Trent, from her birthplace
Stoke-on-Trent. With her boyfriend and later
husband Tony Hatch, Jackie formed a very
successful composing team that wrote hits
for Petula Clark and other UK artists.
stage name, Jackie Trent, from her birthplace
Stoke-on-Trent. With her boyfriend and later
husband Tony Hatch, Jackie formed a very
successful composing team that wrote hits
for Petula Clark and other UK artists.
In 1964, at the height of Spectormania,
Hatch amd Trent collaborated on a
castanet clacking stormer with an
arrangement similar to recordings
made by Phil Spector girl groups
The Crystals and The Ronettes.
Prepare to bask in Spectorian
Splendor as Jackie Trent
sings "If You Love Me."
"If You Love Me" - Jackie Trent
(March 1964)
DUSTY SPRINGFIELD
Now here's smoky voiced Dusty Springfield. In September, 1964,
Dusty released in the UK a self-titled four song EP that contained
her hit "Wishin' And Hopin'" along with the number you are about
to hear. Stateside "All Cried Out" brushed the top 30 on Cash Box
and just missed the top 40 on Billboard. The following year Dusty
appeared live on The Ed Sullivan Show and demonstrated her
greatness with this stunning live performance.
"All Cried Out" - Dusty Springfield
(Oct. 1964, highest chart pos. #41 Hot 100/#31 Cash Box,
live perf. on May 2, 1965, ep. of The Ed Sullivan Show)
LOUISE CORDET
The song "Around And Around"
was penned and first waxed in
1958 by Chuck Berry. in 1964
three British boy bands covered
Chuck's recording - The Rolling
Stones, The Swinging Blue Jeans
and The Animals. English one hit
wonder Louise Cordet beat them
all to it, releasing her version of
the song in May 1963. Here again
the B side is the focus as Louise
performs "Which Way The Wind
Blows" in the British musical
comedy film Just For Fun!
"Which Way The Wind Blows" - Louise Cordet
(May 1963, B side of "Around And Around,"
scene from June 1963 film Just For Fun)
PETULA CLARK
Petula Clark racked up a string of U.S. hits
thanks to her own talent, beauty and poise
and, as previously mentioned, the quality
songs supplied to her by the composing
team of Tony Hatch and Jackie Trent.
In 1966 Pet Clark was 33 years of age,
but had no problem clicking with the
teenage dancers on The Lloyd Thaxton
Show as she performed a lip sync to her
international hit from the previous year.
Here's Pet doing "I Know A Place."
"I Know A Place" - Petula Clark
(Apr. 1965, highest chart pos. #3 Hot 100/#2 Cash Box,
perf. on April 1, 1966 ep. of The Lloyd Thaxton Show)
perf. on April 1, 1966 ep. of The Lloyd Thaxton Show)
HELEN SHAPIRO
Here's more proof that Brit girls love to cover
American hits. In the spring of 1964, Motown
songbird Mary Wells achieved the biggest hit
of her career with "My Guy." That year, Brit-
popper Helen Shapiro covered the song on
her album Helen Hits Out! Helen did a
spiffy job of it, too. In this magnificent
live performance, Helen channels Mary
and comes across as an English version
of the sultry soul siren!
"My Guy" - Helen Shapiro
(from 1964 album Helen Hits Out!)
I hope these super sounds put you in
a shagadelic mood, baby. Oh behave!
This is your old chum Austin Powers
international man of mystery
(and music history)...
saying ciao for now.
Let's do it again real soon, baby...
You know you want to... YEAH!