Welcome, dear fiends,
to Part 2 of my 2024
SHADYWEEN
SALIVATION!
E E E E E K ! ! !
Just in time for Halloween,
meet another group of
SCREAM QUEENS...
SHADY'S LEADING LADIES...
the shouting stars of cool
cult horror movies!
COLD OPEN!
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"Madness" (live) - Hedda Mae feat.
The Feelgood Orchestra (Sept. 2021)
Kicking-off the show, that was the fabulous Hedda Mae, an indie pop
singer from Bergen, Norway, fronting The Feelgood Orchestra,
a Norwegian event band, setting the mood with an exciting
live performance of her original song "Madness."
Happy Halloween and welcome to Vol. 2 of
SCREAM QUEENS...
SHADY'S LEADING LADIES...
I'm Leandra Florez, leading lady of the 2016
horror thriller movie The Belko Experiment.
UNDER THE GUNN
AT THE OFFICE
I'll tell you what madness is. I and my coworkers at the Bogotá, Colombia,
branch office of Belko Industries (maker of fine widgets for every occasion)
were going about our beeswax, when suddenly the building was locked
down and we were forced to play a deadly game of kill or be killed.
Failure to meet our "kill quota" by the deadline in any given round
would result in our heads exploding like Gallagher's watermelons.
The Belko Experiment was penned and produced by James Gunn,
who was once married (in real life) to "Pam" from The Office.
Small world!
So anyway, I hope you'll watch the homicidal hijinks
that unfold in The Belko Experiment.
It's fun for the whole family!
NO ROSE
WITHOUT A THORN
Hi, I'm "Rose." Believe it or not, I was born in
Bogotá, Colombia. Small world indeed!
Typically when a character in a horror film only has
one name, like "Rose," it means they are gonna die.
However, I have been lucky enough to survive two
movies in the grisly slasher comedy series Hatchet.
Yep, I was "final girl" in Hatchet II (2010)...
and again in Hatchet IV...
a 2017 sequel also known as Victor Crowley.
You've heard of "too pretty for prison."
Seems director Adam Green thought I was too cute to get the ax!
In the Hatchet series, groups of clueless tourists and film-
makers are stranded on the bayou where they are terrorized,
attacked and ripped to shreds by swamp thing Victor Crowley...
... the vengeful spirit of a deformed and
bullied boy who died with an ax in his head.
(above) Welcome Wagon chairman Victory Crowley
rolls out the red (blood-soaked) carpet for his guests.
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As you try to find your way back out of the dark swamp and escape to freedom,
you need to remember one thing, and this is key: By the time you hear Victor's
creepy howl... it's too late - your as good as dead, bucko! He's a maniac,
maniac, that's for sure
And he's killing like he's never killed before!
"Maniac" - Michael Sembello cover
by Diamante (October 2022)
50 LITTLE INDIANS
Hi, I'm "The Pregnant Girl" aka "Pregnant Woman" in Circle.
Imagine that, folks. I get top billing as the star of the movie,
and yet the studio cheapskates couldn't spring for a name!
Circle is a tense 2015 sci-fi psychological horror-thriller based on
12 Angry Men, a 1957 courtroom drama directed by Sidney Lumet.
Leandra Florez thought she had it tough in The Belko Experiment,
but wait until you hear what I go thru in the deadly game of Circle.
I'd gladly trade places with the contestants on Squid Game!
50 random strangers are beamed aboard an alien spacecraft and forced to stand
in a circle and participate in a deadly game of elimination. Every two minutes,
a death ray emerges from the floor and zaps one of the people in the circle.
The group can either vote for who is next to die or let the aliens choose for them.
The game continues until only one person is left and, as the "winner," is set free.
I don't have a name either...
...and I want my mommy!
I'm "The Little Girl," the youngest player in the Circle.
As if it were any consolation, I finally got a name
near the end of the flick - "Katie."
In the Circle game, I am positioned right next to The Pregnant Girl.
We bond and form an alliance as we compete against people of all ages,
races, shapes and sizes in this terrifying event staged by the aliens so
that they can study human behavior. There has to be a better way!
Katie and I have one thing working in our favor. Few (not all) of
the players are willing to execute a pregnant woman or a little girl.
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Yet, only one contestant can survive this sadistic game. Who will it be?
Needless to say, everyone in the Circle is-- "Livin' On A Prayer!"
"Livin' On A Prayer" - Bon Jovi cover
by Alex Goot (Feb. 2013)
If you're just tuning in, this is
SCREAM QUEENS...
SHADY'S LEADING LADIES...
... another Shady's Place/S-P-M-M radio exclusive!
HELLO DOLLY!
Greetings to one and all. I am
Ghost Doll Nadja.
... the cute, cuddly, potty-mouth ghost/doppelganger mini-me doll
that belongs to the Romani vampire Nadja of Antipaxos on
What We Do In The Shadows, the FX mockumentary
comedy horror TV series set on Staten Island.
I will now turn this drab affair into an out-and-out
Balkan blowout as I bring you my segment called
Party Doll Nadja.
As the Ghost of Nadja, I am more than 500 years old, but I don't look a day over 18.
That is because I have inhabited this cute little doll.
Yes, it is true. I have the ability to inhabit people,
animals and even inanimate objects...
...like Shady Del Knight.
Inhabiting is what I do. Inhabiting is a hard habit to break.
I am already getting hundreds of song requests, but only have time
to play two. I am well versed in popular music. Since I have been
around for centuries, I was there at the very start of rock & roll
...the big bang we now refer to as "Milli Vanilli."
Ladies and germs...
back by unpopular
demand and offering
you the very beast of
entertainment, here he
is - The Crooner from
the Black Lagooner -
the lame, tired, cringe-
worthy lounge act
The Creature Sings
- doing a song he's
dedicating to little
old me. How sweet!
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Put your hands together (around his neck and squeeze) for Gill Mann!
"Rag Doll" - 4 Seasons cover by
The Creature Sings feat. Gill Mann
(September 2022)
The Creature Sings, everybody! Please give him
a great big hand... (across his mouth).
(BA-DUM-BUMP)
Pay him a fin and he's happy, because he works for scale.
(BA-DUM-BUMP)
How dare you call me Rag Doll, Gill Mann! I'll have you know that
I've gone from rags to riches as the breakout star of my hit TV show.
I admit that I have given some wooden performances in my time...
(BA-DUM-BUMP)
but, after catching your act (with a rod and reel), I have
concluded that you, my flippered friend, take chintzy to
the next level, so don't bother fishing for compliments.
(BA-DUM-BUMP)
When it comes to recognizing true talent... I'm no dummy.
For my second and last play of the day, I present the
dynamic duo that appeared along with Gill Mann
in Shadyween Part 1 a few weeks ago.
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I am proud to reintroduce two of the brightest stars of musician,
producer and talent scout Andrei Cerbu's Romanian band camp.
Here are Beatrice Florea and Giulia Sirbu, performing as
Shut Up & Kiss Me!... covering the Bee Gees' 1979
chart-topping international hit "Too Much Heaven!"
"Too Much Heaven" - Bee Gees cover
by Shut Up & Kiss Me! (Sept. 2024)
I hope you liked the songs I played. If not, you can
pound sand and bark at the moon. See if I care.
Now this is your Ghostess With the Mostest, Ghost Nadja,
bidding you farewell. See you next time on...
Party Doll Nadja!
BREE YOUNG
BREE FOOLISH
BREE HAPPY
BREE DEAD!
I'm Bree - no last name - which doesn't bode well in a horror movie.
As you can see, I took my ugly pill this morning.
But seriously, folks, here's the deal.
I'm the buzzworthy blonde responsible for the hottest
scene in the history of the Friday the 13th franchise.
It's found in the 2009 sequel Friday the 13th, Part 80:
Jason's Back Stabbin' in the Cabin.
So, here's what happened. I started out a happy camper.
Upon arriving, it felt so good taking a dip in Crystal Lake.
In the next reel, I took a dip (named Trent) in a cabin bedroom...
but I'm getting ahead of myself.
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So anyway, as I was skinny dipping all by my lonesome, I suddenly
felt a chill in the air. I sensed the presence of Camp Crystal Lake's
resident bad boy, notorious masked slasher Jason Voorhees, who
makes a habit of stalking, ambushing and killing campers like
me and my friends. To flesh out the details for you, here are
Jason and his band The Merkins with "At The Camp Tonight!"
"At The Camp Tonight" - parody of Phil Collins'
"In The Air Tonight" by Jason Voorhees
and The Merkins (March 2020)
I wasn't about to let my silly concerns about Jason spoil my good time.
Eager to get the party started, I consumed
mass quantities and got my groove on.
My suggestive twerking got fellow camper Trent so worked up
that he dragged me off to a private room.
There we played a rousing game of Snakes and Ladders (euphemism).
"CH-CH-CH, HA-HA-HA"
Trent and I were so busy pickin' wild mountain berries (euphemism)...
and playing hide the hot dog (euphemism) that we didn't even notice...
HE'S BACK!.....
The Man Behind The Mask!
"The Man Behind The Mask" - Alice Cooper
(Halloween 1986, highest chart pos. #4 Sweden,
$61 UK, from Oct. 1986 album Constrictor)
Darn it! Being the hottest female ever to appear in a Friday the 13th film...
I expected to survive Jason's onslaught and emerge as the "Final Girl."
But Trent and I forgot the cardinal rule of slasher flicks.
If you make whoopee... you must die.
So yeah... bummer... I didn't make the cut.
That's Jason's specialty.
And so I was voted off the island. Poor me.
Hopefully, my twin sister will show up in the cast of a future sequel.
Well, that concludes my portion of our Scream Queens special.
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To add the finishing touch, once again it's "hammer time." Here's my buddy,
my pal, my new beast fiend (he's a real cut-up at parties) - Jason Voorhees -
singing his signature song "With Every Life I Take... I'll Be Stalking You."
"Every Life I Take (I'll Be Stalking You)" parody
of The Police song "Every Breath You Take"
by Jason Voorhees and The Merkins
(Halloween 2019)
DEVIL WENT UP TO OHIO
My name is Mae Louise Dodd.
Think I look like Hannah from the TV sitcom Blockbuster?
I get that a lot.
Never even heard of the TV series Blockbuster? I get that a lot, too.
Nope, I'm not Hannah. As I said, I'm Mae, star of the 2022
suspense thriller Netflix series Devil in Ohio.
I'm a spooky teenage girl who escaped a devil-worshipping cult out
in the boonies. Yep, the devil went down to Georgia, but his fan club is
headquartered here in the Buckeye state, and my daddy's the president.
Daddy dearest asked me to do the human sacrifice thing and
volunteer to be burned at the stake to please Satan. Not keen
on the idea, I blew that pop stand and ran away to the suburbs.
I'm looking for a forever home with a nice family...
and I'm potty trained. Any takers?
For more on my story, here's a no-name band of session musicians
assembled by Randy Walker, veteran touring and studio drummer
and owner of 22 Media Production Studio in Scottsdale, Arizona.
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The group includes Greg Smith of the Ted Nugent band on bass and vocals,
Jason Hartless of the Ted Nugent band on drums, and backing vocals by
Alyssa Simmons. Let's call them the 22 Media Band, and here
they are doing Cliff Richard's 1976 hit-- “Devil Woman!”
"Devil Woman" - Cliff Richard cover
by the 22 Media Band (July 2020)
AMAZING GRACE
(HAS NO LAST NAME!)
I'm just plain Grace, star of the 2019 horror film Halloween Party.
Here's the gist. My friends and I are a group of college kids
in search of a quality education cheap Halloween thrills.
On a dare, we decide to play a mysterious computer game
that requires you to name your deepest, darkest fear.
Ask yourself this, friends. In a low budget horror movie,
does it ever turn out well when bored teens do that?
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Here again is Hedda Mae, the exciting young Norwegian
popper you met at the top of the show, explaining that
what happens next in my flick is sheer-- "Madness!"
"Madness" (official music video)- Hedda Mae
(September 2020)
Rose from the Victor Crowley - Hatchet films back with you.
Well, I see by the old clock on the wall... there's a squished spider.
Time to wrap up the show... (and bury it six feet under).
We hope you enjoyed this second edition of
SCREAM QUEENS...
SHADY'S LEADING LADIES...
and the chance to meet more new members of The Shady Bunch.
Watch for the next volume of our series coming soon, and be sure
to check out The Belko Experiment, the Hatchet - Victor Crowley
slasher movies, Circle, What We Do In The Shadows,
Friday the 13th (2009), Devil In Ohio and
Halloween Party. You'll laugh. You'll cry.
You'll throw up in your mouth a little.
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To play us off, here's teenage drum whiz Anna Elise, host of the YouTube
channel Mistakes Have Been Made, blazing through The Munsters theme.
Now for all the Scream Queens, this is Rose (no last name) saying
so long and remember our slogan - "Life can be a scream!"
"Munsters Theme" drum cover by Anna Elise
#Mistakes Have Been Made (Oct. 2021)
SCREAM QUEENS
Howl of Fame:
LEADING LADY
KATHERYN WINNICK IN
SATAN'S LITTLE HELPER (2004)
HAVE A SHADY DAY
AND A
HAPPY
HALLOWEEN!
