A Medium Well Done ... is Rare!

Ladies and gentlemen...

there is electricity in the air tonight.

I am excited and honored to welcome back that
great visitor from the East... the famous seer...
sage... soothsayer... all knowing... all seeing...
all omniscient... and former road manager
for Shecky Shady's Caravan of Cackles...

Carnac..... the Magnificent!

Oh mighty Carnac,

I hold in my hand... the envelopes.

They have been hermetically sealed

and kept in a mayonnaise jar on Doc

Severinsen's porch since noon today.

NO ONE knows the contents of these envelopes.

BUT YOU!... in your divine and borderline
mystical way, will ascertain the answers
without ever having seen the questions.
Is that not so, oh great one?

You are correct, Budweiser breath.

Let there be silence. I must have
complete silence as I concentrate
on the first envelope.

Hermetically sealed.

That's correct.

Since noon today.

Look, if they haven't bought
the premise by now...
they're never going to!

(ED laughs loudly) Hi-Yo!

Now let there be silence in the room...

(long pause)..... Gingersnaps.

Gingersnaps.

That's what I said, Spuds MacKenzie.

Is there an echo in here?

(Ed chortles as Johnny rips the end
off the envelope, blows it open and
removes the slip of paper)

What does Ginger do when
she's ticked-off?

(Ed laughs loudly)

On October 1, 1962...

...when The Tonight Show Starring

Johnny Carson made its debut...

this danceworthy ditty was rockin' you!

"Let's Dance" - Chris Montez

(Oct. 1962, highest chart pos. #4 Hot 100/#6 Cash Box)

On May 22, 1992...

when Johnny hosted his final Tonight Show,
this R&B sizzler was riding high on the chart!

"My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)"

En Vogue (Apr/May 1992, highest chart pos.

#1 Cash Box and R&B/#2 Hot 100)

I hold in my hand..... the last envelope.

(crowd cheers loudly)

May a weird holy man turn your

sister's bedroom into a sweat lodge.

Give him a big round of applause,
ladies and gentlemen...

Carnac...

the Magnificent!

JOHNNY CARSON & CAROL WAYNE - ART FERN'S TEA TIME MOVIE SKETCH

 HAPPY 

 APRIL FOOLS' 

 DAY! 

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