I am excited and honored to welcome back that great visitor from the East... the famous seer... sage... soothsayer... all knowing... all seeing... all omniscient... and former road manager for Shecky Shady's Caravan of Cackles...
Carnac..... the Magnificent!
Oh mighty Carnac,
I hold in my hand... the envelopes.
They have been hermetically sealed
and kept in a mayonnaise jar on Doc
Severinsen's porch since noon today.
NO ONE knows the contents of these envelopes.
BUT YOU!... in your divine and borderline mystical way, will ascertain the answers without ever having seen the questions. Is that not so, oh great one?
You are correct, Budweiser breath.
Let there be silence. I must have complete silence as I concentrate on the first envelope.
Hermetically sealed.
That's correct.
Since noon today.
Look, if they haven't bought the premise by now... they're never going to!
(ED laughs loudly)Hi-Yo!
Now let there be silence in the room...
(long pause).....Gingersnaps.
Gingersnaps.
That's what I said, Spuds MacKenzie.
Is there an echo in here?
(Ed chortles as Johnny rips the end off the envelope, blows it open and removes the slip of paper)
What does Ginger do when she's ticked-off?
(Ed laughs loudly)
On October 1, 1962...
...when The Tonight Show Starring
Johnny Carson made its debut...
this danceworthy ditty was rockin' you!
"Let's Dance" - Chris Montez
(Oct. 1962, highest chart pos. #4 Hot 100/#6 Cash Box)
On May 22, 1992...
when Johnny hosted his final Tonight Show, this R&B sizzler was riding high on the chart!
"My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)"
En Vogue
(Apr/May 1992, highest chart pos.
#1 Cash Box and R&B/#2 Hot 100)
I hold in my hand..... the last envelope.
(crowd cheers loudly)
May a weird holy man turn your
sister's bedroom into a sweat lodge.
Give him a big round of applause, ladies and gentlemen...
Carnac...
the Magnificent!
JOHNNY CARSON & CAROL WAYNE - ART FERN'S TEA TIME MOVIE SKETCH
HAPPY
APRIL FOOLS'
DAY!
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